the greg's definitions

How old is she?

A yes or no question, refering to the legality of having sex with a minor.

Greg: "Hey Dan, check out that hottie. How old is she?"
Dan: "Dude, shes no, but she'll totally be yes in a year."

by The Greg June 10, 2004

tarped

when the penis is soft and the skin from ones penis is stretched over the pink so one can not see the pink.

man, that speedo made this dick all tarped and shit.

by THE GREG December 15, 2004

Snarf

Generally refering to any activities involving farting in the bathtub and/or shower.

Dan loves to snarf in the bath with Kimberly

by The Greg June 22, 2004

eifel tower

Extension of the wobbly h where the two guys give each other a high-five above the girl. Bonus points give if the bitch is a French foreign exchange student (clean shaven only, hairy chicks are gross).

Greg and Jeff got Kristen drunk and talked her into a wobbly h. They were so happy they slapped hands and formed the eifel tower. Then the arm wrestling began.

by The Greg July 8, 2004

Icecream Face

sl. for felatio. Originating from the similarities between the face a blowslut makes while she's sucking on your wang and the face she makes while eating an icecream cone.

You want to come over... well ok, only if you put on your best icecream face.

by The Greg July 15, 2004

Josh jump

When playing any of the Tony Hawk Pro Skater games, you fail to gain more than 3 inches of air from a half-pipe

How are you gonna beat my score if you keep josh-jumping like that?

by The Greg June 10, 2004

fadonk

What Dan's dad does to him with the giant mexican cock.

Dan gets fadonked so much he has to wear a helmet

by The Greg June 11, 2004