church services

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

by The Greg July 19, 2004

Middle east church service

When you have a public execution of 12 or more people

That was some middle east church service, there we over 17 people attending

by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017