Definitions by the bg

cockplume

An ornamental feather afixed to the top of the shaft of the male genitalia.

The lottery winner can carelessy parade around the office wearing nothing but a cockplume.

cockplume by the BG April 7, 2005

the ramones 

No talent. Lots of energy and power chords. If someone calls you a Johnny Ramone, that means you need to practice more.

And no, kids, they didn't invent punk rock. They weren't even formed until '74. Why don't you google Iggy Pop and the Stooges or MC5, two punk bands that were around in the 60's?

I just bought this badass Ramones shirt at the local Hot Topic, dude, I'm punk. Rock on. Anarchy. No Rules. etc, etc

the ramones by the bg September 20, 2004

ain't my bitch 

The same as saying "that's not my problem". Coined from the classic Metallica song off of Load.

Draggin' me down, why you around?
So useless
It ain't my fall, it ain't my call
It ain't my bitch

ain't my bitch by the bg September 5, 2004

american psycho

Inside a Wall Street mind a psycho lurks
Lines of cocaine cut in Hell
Obsessive hands gently grab your neck
Compulsively you'll die... I hate people

The sweet asphyxiation and dismemberment
Sex puts me in the mood to make you die

american psycho by the bg August 28, 2004

thailand 

Place to get a mail order bride.

I couldn't get laid in the 'States so I ordered my wife from Thailand.

thailand by the bg August 21, 2004

suburban 

The token soccer mom SUV. Usually has 4-5 bumper stickers on the tailgate bragging about how her little shit plays little-league soccer and/or is an honor student at the local middle school.

I laugh everytime I see a suburban in my neighborhood because they're so predictable. Always being driven by an overweight 35-40 year old woman.

suburban by the bg August 21, 2004

search and destroy 

Honey gotta strike me blind, somebody gotta save my soul, baby penetrates my mind

And I'm the world's forgotten boy
The one who's searchin', searchin' to destroy

search and destroy by the bg August 21, 2004