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Acronym: Foot In Mouth Syndrome
Refers to the disorder which manifests itself when you inappropriately make a statement at an inopportune moment, often deemed irrecoverable - thus you have inserted your foot into your mouth.
Typically followed with embarassment & many apologies, or a tacit understanding about your position.
Refers to the disorder which manifests itself when you inappropriately make a statement at an inopportune moment, often deemed irrecoverable - thus you have inserted your foot into your mouth.
Typically followed with embarassment & many apologies, or a tacit understanding about your position.
John: "The boss is being a complete idiot - he's gotta start listening to reason"
Bob (whispers): "uhhhhhh he's right behind you..."
John: "d-oh!"
Bob: "Nice case of FIMS there ace"
Bob (whispers): "uhhhhhh he's right behind you..."
John: "d-oh!"
Bob: "Nice case of FIMS there ace"
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 6, 2005
Get the FIMS mug.Descriptor of poor quality performance derived from the popular 70's gameshow 'The Gong Show' where amateur acts which were deemed unworthy were 'gonged' and the performers would leave the stage in a funk of disappointment & shattered dreams.
A 1970's version of 'being voted off the island'
A 1970's version of 'being voted off the island'
John: Man, that movie sucked! The acting was pathetic at best!
Fred: That shit should have been gonged!
Fred: That shit should have been gonged!
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 6, 2005
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Upon discovery by the next user, they note that previous occupant 'left it'
Upon discovery by the next user, they note that previous occupant 'left it'
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
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boy: ok, here
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boy: ok, here
girl: Ahaha! that's more of a schlittle!!!
*boy runs away*
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1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.
fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1
1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.
1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
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Acronym adjective for the description of the physical or mental prowess of a person (people) performing a task. Often used in a covert manner to your co-workers/friends
Acronym adjective for the description of the physical or mental prowess of a person (people) performing a task. Often used in a covert manner to your co-workers/friends
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 3, 2005
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