t. barr's definitions

Honkunah

A term for particularly bad driving in Jewish areas of New York.

"I guess we're celebrating Honkunah early this year." (honk)

by T. Barr June 28, 2008

Veggiemonster

1. An act of betrayal.
2. A traitor to a cause.

1. "Oh, damn I forgot to mention I'm dating your stepmom."
"After I gave you my trust? That's a veggie monster!"

2. "I can't stay for chess club. I'm in the AV club now."
"Veggiemonster."

by T. Barr June 28, 2008

Liberace

A gay man found attractive by women whose gaydar is not working.

"He's just such a good listener!"
"I think he's a Liberace."
"What?"
"Never mind."

by T. Barr June 30, 2008

Depeche Mode

1. An electronica band from the 80s.
2. An embarrassing thing to say in a restaurant.

1. "Dude, where were you last night? We were teasing out our hair."
"I teased my hair at the Depeche Mode concert."

2. "How would you like your pie?"
"Depeche Mode, please."

by T. Barr March 21, 2009

Life is Short

Justification for any morally questionable behavior.

"Did you just throw acid in that child's face?"

"Life is short."

by T. Barr June 28, 2008

Schizogreenia

Behavior that exhibits ambivalence towards environmentally sound practices. Typically, the afflicted is unaware of said ambivalence.

"Hop in my new SUV and we can speed over to the recycling center."
"You have serious schizogreenia man."

by T. Barr July 1, 2008

Preposition

A grammar term that you do understand except for it's taboo use at the end of sentences.

It's actually not that taboo.

"Where's my preposition at?"
"I've seen that preposition before."
"What is a preposition atop?"

by T. Barr June 30, 2008