swift's definitions

shlong wangler

someone who wangles shlongs

"hey britney quit wrangling my shlong while in trying to wash it"

by Swift December 13, 2003

thristy penis

a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated

Deejay:"man my penis is thristy"

skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"

Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"

by Swift December 13, 2003

seasoned penis

a penis which has been finely garnished with many exotic herbs and spices

"bulu zulu is carefully putting the last touches to his seasoned penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003

lazy penis

a penis which connot be bothered

*wont have sex

*cant get erect

*sighs alot

*takes up smoking

*with lazy penis you'll often get the side effect of saggy daddys

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have lazy penis"

"god not lazy penis again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003

disco penis

a penis which is stuck in the era of disco common syptoms are

*penis is constantly whistling abba tunes

*you find a disco ball up your ass

*your penis will dress in white

"hey my penis has the fever-the boogie fever!"

"man have i got a bad case of disco penis or what all ive been hearing all day is abba tunes"

by Swift December 13, 2003

untame penis

a penis which is not tame it will bite and growl is known to attack small children and animals

"my untame penis bite the face off a small girl"

"im gonna have to stick a mussle on my untame penis it bite me again yesterday"

by Swift December 13, 2003

socialable penis

a classy penis a penis that loves to sit down with a wine and have a chat

"wow your socialable penis can hold a really good convosation"

"may i have another glass of wine socialable penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003