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28 definitions by swift

a penis which connot be bothered

*wont have sex

*cant get erect

*sighs alot

*takes up smoking

*with lazy penis you'll often get the side effect of saggy daddys
"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have lazy penis"

"god not lazy penis again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy penis"
by Swift December 13, 2003
anus which has had many arse orgasms and become extremely tender and moist in the process
"oh god!, my anus wont stop squelching ass discharge i might go to the toilet to clean up my soggy anus"
by Swift December 13, 2003
something cool like a girls ass
"y0, her ass is the hot jawns."
by Swift August 13, 2003
just regular sized titties
like if you said breast in stead you would say yitties.
by Swift June 29, 2003
popular band from south jersey
I'm going to see Hot Jawns tonight.
by Swift August 13, 2003
large dangerous animal
ill just say...watch out for the hippo if hes pissed
by Swift December 14, 2003
A.R's rubbery penis
"A.R can you please put away cornalious junior already"
by Swift December 13, 2003