swift's definitions

hot jawns

popular band from south jersey

I'm going to see Hot Jawns tonight.

by Swift August 13, 2003

yitties

just regular sized titties

like if you said breast in stead you would say yitties.

by Swift June 29, 2003

cunt duster

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.

'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'

by Swift January 7, 2005

cornalious junior

A.R's rubbery penis

"A.R can you please put away cornalious junior already"

by Swift December 13, 2003

lobo

An Asshole on the T/T forum that goes around ripping the piss out of everyone for his own sick enjoyment.

Why is Lobo so cruel to everyone? *sobs*

by Swift January 7, 2004

socialable penis

a classy penis a penis that loves to sit down with a wine and have a chat

"wow your socialable penis can hold a really good convosation"

"may i have another glass of wine socialable penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Saggy Daddys

hot saggy balls that stick to your thighs

"my god i have saggy daddys today"

by Swift December 13, 2003