swift's definitions

cunt duster

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.

'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'

by Swift January 7, 2005

swift

a True Hero

"you are a true hero swift!"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Ripe Nob

pumped nob, extreme erection causing tight pumped nob <it is now ripe

"whoa steve you have one of the ripest nobs ive ever seen!!"

by Swift December 13, 2003

nasatall

A acurance that happen to young and older women it means no ass at all.

when a female has no hump in her ass it looks as if she is all back and legs.

by Swift June 29, 2003

sex pistol

erect penis which is ready to fire some rounds

"hey baby get your cum dumpster over here so i can shoot it with my sex pistol"

by Swift December 13, 2003

shizza

to be the shizza

to be the shit

to be cool you are the new thing

"dude that round off flash kick was the shizza"

"you are the shizza man"

by Swift December 13, 2003

shlong wangler

someone who wangles shlongs

"hey britney quit wrangling my shlong while in trying to wash it"

by Swift December 13, 2003