swift's definitions

seasoned penis

a penis which has been finely garnished with many exotic herbs and spices

"bulu zulu is carefully putting the last touches to his seasoned penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003

cornalious senior

A.R's anus

"hey A.R i can see cornalious senior"

by Swift December 13, 2003

sex pistol

erect penis which is ready to fire some rounds

"hey baby get your cum dumpster over here so i can shoot it with my sex pistol"

by Swift December 13, 2003

sprewells

spinning blades that rotate around a center piece in between the rim that keep spinning when the car,truck,bike,or whatevea you whipin stops ya under smell.

When I stop niggas think they seeing thangs cause the whips been parked but my rims still spinning mane.

by Swift June 24, 2003

disco penis

a penis which is stuck in the era of disco common syptoms are

*penis is constantly whistling abba tunes

*you find a disco ball up your ass

*your penis will dress in white

"hey my penis has the fever-the boogie fever!"

"man have i got a bad case of disco penis or what all ive been hearing all day is abba tunes"

by Swift December 13, 2003

soggy anus

anus which has had many arse orgasms and become extremely tender and moist in the process

"oh god!, my anus wont stop squelching ass discharge i might go to the toilet to clean up my soggy anus"

by Swift December 13, 2003

swift

a True Hero

"you are a true hero swift!"

by Swift December 13, 2003