swift's definitions

cornalious senior

A.R's anus

"hey A.R i can see cornalious senior"

by Swift December 13, 2003

cornalious junior

A.R's rubbery penis

"A.R can you please put away cornalious junior already"

by Swift December 13, 2003

soggy anus

anus which has had many arse orgasms and become extremely tender and moist in the process

"oh god!, my anus wont stop squelching ass discharge i might go to the toilet to clean up my soggy anus"

by Swift December 13, 2003

swift

a True Hero

"you are a true hero swift!"

by Swift December 13, 2003

shizza

to be the shizza

to be the shit

to be cool you are the new thing

"dude that round off flash kick was the shizza"

"you are the shizza man"

by Swift December 13, 2003

shlong wangler

someone who wangles shlongs

"hey britney quit wrangling my shlong while in trying to wash it"

by Swift December 13, 2003

thristy penis

a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated

Deejay:"man my penis is thristy"

skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"

Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"

by Swift December 13, 2003