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sexpension of disbelief

An IMPLICIT call on long-past sexual-favours for current or future moral-support which may run counter to the inclinations of all but a minority in the group.
-- Okay, so, like you know how, formerly, people might have many kids to insure for some old-age security?

-- Yeah.

-- Whereas now we have pensions...

-- Okay....

-- So it isn't procreation anymore which provides benefits, but sex itself.

-- Ah-ha, so a broad network of past lovers with hope translates into a large network of friends.

-- Exactly. Benefits lead to friends, and friends can be called-on for help and moral-support even when it's challenging for them at-times.

-- Ah-ha, a sexpension of disbelief!!
by sukadog April 14, 2011
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Beardo

Second understudy to Greedo and first-understudy to Beedo. While Greedo got speaking-lines and Beedo got screentime, Beardo is just hoping for a lucrative action-figure contract.
-- I'll trade you a cat's eye for a Beardo!!

-- Don't be silly. There's no Beardo. There isn't even REALLY a Beedo -- he's just a recycled Greedo. THAT's greed, for ya!!

-- Yeah...mercenary.

-- But at any rate, it would take more than that for me to agree to lose my marbles for such an exchange.

-- Gimme five!!

-- That's TRES seventies -- I LIKE!!

-- Say, what do you call a Greedo in a Speedo?

-- I think you may NOW properly be thought to have lost those marbles.

-- RELAX, I was 'riffing' on the Seventies.
by sukadog April 3, 2011
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noshow

Spurious claim made by a recalcitrant party that an impasse results from past-actions of another party when that other party is open to new attempts.
-- So she thought he lacked fomo.

-- Yeah, but, really, he was nogo.

-- And now he's all for not pretext-dwelling on past-cases, but she still takes an obstructionist noshow position.
by sukadog May 3, 2011
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pubic-comb-over

Thinly-veiled and middling-attempt to disguise sexual-history.
-- Granted, Beit Shammai says on a wedding-day you tell the truth, whereas Beit Hillel says you flatter, and we do the latter, but, how to understand Kate Middleton wearing a white-dress at her wedding when she has been living with William for years?!

-- Well, just like in an attempt to hide a small penis, lack of hymen, or embarrassing VD-scars, look at it as a pubic-comb-over.
by sukadog May 15, 2011
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Estevluenza

Where the presumed cause, as substance-abuse, is non-existent, and where the real reason for unusual behaviour is a man's love for his Muse.
-- I heard he hasn't had a drink in over two years?

-- It's true. He's no more under the sheenfluence than that Sheen is Charlie's original name.

-- You mean he's love-sick for his Muse?

-- Yeah, he has estevluenza.
by sukadog May 7, 2011
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tweetbensraum

The need of heavy Twitter-users for more than a 144-character limit.
-- Did you know that Bill Gates at-first overlooked the potential of the internet?

-- I know, and then he said of Twitter, that 144-characters should be all anybody will ever need.

-- Yeah, now all the time I'm twitching for some tweetbensraum.
by sukadog May 3, 2011
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Cone-Love

A love of like-to-like, where cone-cells are habitually drawn to colorful cones -- all quite cone-ventional.
-- Yeah, he not only couldn't take his eyes off her, but reportedly insisted on leaving the lights on.

-- That's cone-love for you.
by sukadog April 10, 2011
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