sukadog's definitions

pubic-comb-over

Thinly-veiled and middling-attempt to disguise sexual-history.

-- Granted, Beit Shammai says on a wedding-day you tell the truth, whereas Beit Hillel says you flatter, and we do the latter, but, how to understand Kate Middleton wearing a white-dress at her wedding when she has been living with William for years?!

-- Well, just like in an attempt to hide a small penis, lack of hymen, or embarrassing VD-scars, look at it as a pubic-comb-over.

by sukadog May 15, 2011

Estevluenza

Where the presumed cause, as substance-abuse, is non-existent, and where the real reason for unusual behaviour is a man's love for his Muse.

-- I heard he hasn't had a drink in over two years?

-- It's true. He's no more under the sheenfluence than that Sheen is Charlie's original name.

-- You mean he's love-sick for his Muse?

-- Yeah, he has estevluenza.

by sukadog May 7, 2011

tweetbensraum

The need of heavy Twitter-users for more than a 144-character limit.

-- Did you know that Bill Gates at-first overlooked the potential of the internet?

-- I know, and then he said of Twitter, that 144-characters should be all anybody will ever need.

-- Yeah, now all the time I'm twitching for some tweetbensraum.

by sukadog May 3, 2011

Manchester

Someone mistaken for having a large carbon cockprint, but who desires union with his muse, and would be ill-thought-of or endure public humiliation to accomplish as much.

-- So, as to be expected, the peanut-gallery dismisses his efforts as creating a large carbon cockprint -- as only motivated by gratification, as unable to see any other dignity or value in his efforts.

-- Yeah, but really, he's a Manchester.

-- Meaning his muse is flat-chested, like a man, but he loves her anyway?

-- No, and, she's not, but, rather, that 'chester' comes from 'castor,' which is Latin for camp, and 'castor' is also connected to 'beaver' which is a euphemism for vagina, so that 'Manchester' is both a man's anal cavity, and signifies that he loves his muse so-much as like that SNL character who assumed a pose of being gay so-as to be her roommate, so-as to be with her.

-- Ah, so he would even be thought to be a 'Manchester,' (or a-hole then), in the hope that he'll get to meet her.

by sukadog May 13, 2011

Cultural disconnection

When people assume their way of doing things goes-without-saying, like that Christmas is necessarily in December (or in January) or that everyone celebrates Christmas, and which assumption, in-turn, leads to social isolation.

-- So glad you could finally come to our party this year.

-- Yeah, it took some getting-used-to...first Christmas, and then...Christmas-in-January.

-- What did you think we were celebrating on January 6?

-- I read that that's when Jesus traditionally got circumcised.

-- So that's what you thought today was about? I think you may be experiencing cultural disconnection.

-- Just as long as that's the only disconnection I end-up experiencing.

by sukadog April 9, 2011

happy prince song

To semi-publicly carry a torch for someone.

-- That guy's TOTALLY carrying a torch...like a Statue of Liberty.

-- Um, that's something else...and he seems to have been petrified before he could quite raise that arm. He's more like the Happy Prince.

-- So that's him who's faintly humming...the Happy Prince song.

by sukadog April 12, 2011

Frak journalist

As everything is SLIGHTLY different in Colonial society, hack journalists are known as frak journalists.

-- So Seiku Hamilton, frak or fight?

-- Fight journalist.

-- The guy he's the wingman to, James McManus?

-- Frak journalist.

-- What about Palaya Kohn?

-- She's not a Frak journalist. She just sometimes practices frak journalism.

by sukadog April 22, 2011