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12 definitions by stampy

 
1.
It's a high five that doesn't involve actually contact, normally over a long distance where a real high-five isn't possible.

Mix of "wireless" and "high-five", hence "wi-five", (wireless high-five)
Iain (yelling across the room): Dude, that mess was teh pwnz. Wi-five, brosef
Eric (in response): You need to chill with that nano shit, son
by Stampy October 27, 2004
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2.
An exclamation used in response to an absurdly nerdy comment or action.

Taken from the latin "nanostus" to the middle-english "nanost".
Iain: "HEY Eric, i'm gonna wardrive to the LAN, it's gonna be stuponfucious"

Eric: NANO nano, beep beep, dual-monitors!
by Stampy October 16, 2004
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3.
An exclamation made whilst pickpocketting an unsuspecting victim.

Combination of the exclamation yoink, and the quality brandname Yorkshire Farms
Iain (realizing he has been stolen from): HEY, E-rock just ganked my collectable Chewbacca action figure with working bowcaster, glaben.

Eric (running away): Yoinkshire Farms!
by Stampy October 28, 2004
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4.
A perverse sexual act wherein the man inserts his fingers (or hand if possible) into the womans vagina, and proceeds to move it around in a way to make flatulent noises similar to those created when cuffing one's armpit.
Man, Kevin played the flugelhorn on that slut so loud last night that I could hear it from the room next door.
by Stampy May 21, 2004
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5.
v, 1. To assimilate some very enjoyable sensory data.

n, 2. The experience of borgasming.


A combination of the word orgasm, and the Star Trek species "The Borg".
Iain: Hey Eric, did you see tonights episode of Enterprise? It was stuponfucious. T'pol is so hot, you'd better believe I'd play HER flugelhorn.

Eric: NANO nano... beep beep... keyboard... dual monitors... beep
by Stampy April 15, 2005
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6.
The act of putting bbq sauce (or really any other condiment) on a woman's beef curtains in order to make the experience of giving face more pleasureable for the giver.
Man, bsmith ate like half a rack of bbq beef curtains last night.
by Stampy June 21, 2004
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7.
The vagina

Slang similar to trim
Oh snap, son, I'd eat her lasagna platter
by Stampy May 19, 2004
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