7 definitions by sparkles

Fuckwit

A person so lacking in intelligence that they cannot grasp the simplest concepts.

Jesus, just hit the "ON" switch, you fuckwit.

by sparkles January 20, 2003

Dancing Queen

1.) A drink made with one part Stolichnaya Oranj and one part cranberry juice. Garnish with lemon.
2.) A song by recording artists ABBA.

I'll have a Dancing queen, plea- hey, what the hell are you laughing at?

by sparkles January 20, 2003

Private Dancer

1.) A drink made with one part Stolichnaya Oranj and one part cranberry juice. Garnish with a cherry.
2.) A song by recording artist Tina Turner.

Hey, just because I ordered a Private Dancer doesn't mean I'm gay.

by sparkles January 20, 2003

siara

siara means a very rude, inconsiderate, and stubborn person... in other words - a jack ass

That wuz very siara of you to say that.

by sparkles February 10, 2005

Tiny Dancer

1.) A drink made with one part Stolichnaya Oranj, one part cranberry juice. Garnish with lime.
2.) A song by recording artist Elton John.

I'll have another Tiny Dancer and don't forget the fucking lime this time.

by sparkles January 20, 2003

Disco Dancer

1.) A drink made with one part Stolichnaya Oranj, one part cranberry juice, and one part soda. Garnish with lime.
2.) An individual well trained in the art of disco dancing, for example John Travolta, or Disco Stu.

This goddamn Disco Dancer is flat, fuckwit.

by sparkles January 20, 2003

trumped

To be fired, a la the Apprentice.

You're trumped.

by sparkles March 12, 2004