body discovery

Often occurs during sunbathing where an individual or group survey their or others' exposed bodily areas and exchange comments about progress, strange growths, blemishes, mysterious bruises, added or lost hair, etc.

During Ethan and Greg's round of body discovery, they learned that Ethan was one hairy bastard and Greg had serious backne.

by Snocap September 25, 2006

Headnod

The involuntary and repetitive head reflex one exercises when listening to a really tight jam (song). The individual bobs his/her head to the beat of the jam, exuding a feeling of confidence and coolness that quickly vanishes once the jam ends.

Once "Nothin' But A G Thing" came on the speakers, Maleeq's headnod intensified dramatically and the hos noticed his good vibe.

by Snocap September 20, 2006

Biffwiffin

Literally, the acronym BFFWFN, which translates to "Bad From Far, Worse From Near". This term refers to an individual who may find someone unattractive from a distance, yet from up close, he or she looks even more repulsive.

Dave saw Rhonda from across the street and realized that she was busted up. He later bumped into her at the corner store and nearly hurled all over that biffwiffin.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

parsley

n. Someone who adds no "flavor" or "spice" to the conversation or group, to the point where the others forget that he/she even exists. This term was derived from the parsley herb which is mainly just used as garnish on a plate, yet is rarely eaten.

Man, I think we should eliminate Gary from our crew - he is such parsley and can never pull any hot ass!!!

by Snocap September 19, 2006

ahohno

Literally, means "I don't know", but it's these 3 words condensed into one and pronounced ebonically.

D: Where's my Eazy E cd at?
S: Ahohno, fool!
D: Dag, what are you good fo!!

by Snocap February 28, 2007

HPD

Literally "Head Push Down". After years of women feeling humiliated from receiving the "Iron Fist", they all joined together and rebelled - thus resulting in forcing cunnilingus onto their male partners.

Dave was appalled by the fact that Jane gave him the HPD, making him dive-roll off the bed.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

barrel rolls

The clockwise or counterclockwise circular movement created by the contour of one's body when attempting to find a comfortable and successful sleep position. The individual may first try the "on the side" approach, but once that doesn't work, he/she may attempt to move to the "on the stomach" approach, followed by the "other side", and then finally "the back". Once the full circle fails, he/she then tries to repeat the entire process again, resulting in the form of a barrel roll.

Due to Paul's insomnia, he had a bad case of the barrel rolls for hours and then finally ended up just rubbing one out.

by Snocap September 21, 2006