snocap's definitions

Biffwiffin

Literally, the acronym BFFWFN, which translates to "Bad From Far, Worse From Near". This term refers to an individual who may find someone unattractive from a distance, yet from up close, he or she looks even more repulsive.

Dave saw Rhonda from across the street and realized that she was busted up. He later bumped into her at the corner store and nearly hurled all over that biffwiffin.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

Breakstone Mountain

A gathering of lesbian women who can be found out in the wilderness on vacation. Breakstone refers to the cottage cheese ass that exists, creating a less than attractive, saggy, and spotted fatty look in their cellulite areas. These are often angry women who tend to trade fur amongst themselves out of default.

Claire, Bertha, and Rhonda decided to go to Breakstone Mountain and get all of their man-hating thoughts off their chests, while eating high carb and high fat foods.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

Mirrorface

The unintentional look of coolness, focus, and determination that appears on one's grill when put in front of a mirror.

A self-preservation technique in which one fantasizes about looking way better than they really do, usually occurring prior to a significant social outing.

Rick got suited up for a night out with his homies. Prior to his departure into the evening, he gave himself one final mirrorface, putting all of his insecurities to rest. He knew he was ready to slay some hoes.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

Barsmiles

The satisfied, excited look on an individual who is enjoying their social outting to the fullest. This would include, but not limit, a solid alcohol buzz, potential ass to be had, a strong surrounding crew, and tight music flowing through the air.

Based on Mark's barsmiles, any newcomer into the mix would quickly conclude that he was having a good night and most likely not going home empty handed.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

Bix

A female sexual organ, literally derived from box. It is mainly used within the context of the possibility of obtaining such a thing. In other words, "getting bix".

Brandon, Josh, Amay, and John went to the party, with the hopes of finding some bix to plow.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

HPD

Literally "Head Push Down". After years of women feeling humiliated from receiving the "Iron Fist", they all joined together and rebelled - thus resulting in forcing cunnilingus onto their male partners.

Dave was appalled by the fact that Jane gave him the HPD, making him dive-roll off the bed.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

whip

To masturbate or stimulate ones own genitals.

Jack knew he wasn't scoring with any of the chicks at bar, so he went home to whip.

by Snocap September 19, 2006