snocap's definitions

parsley

n. Someone who adds no "flavor" or "spice" to the conversation or group, to the point where the others forget that he/she even exists. This term was derived from the parsley herb which is mainly just used as garnish on a plate, yet is rarely eaten.

Man, I think we should eliminate Gary from our crew - he is such parsley and can never pull any hot ass!!!

by Snocap September 19, 2006

Volume Chumping

The act performed by a caucasian who is driving while loudly listening to a tight hip-hop jam, but suddenly approaches a stop sign or red light. If the driver notices a black person within close proximity, he/she will attempt to subtly turn down the volume. This volume adjustment is done to avoid the uncomfortable feeling of the black person noticing that the driver is just another cracker trying to be down, but failing miserably.

Once James pulled up to an intersection and saw the potential for his cover to be blown, he started volume chumping to minimize his exposure.

by Snocap November 16, 2006

flatlined

The non-activity that one receives when he/she is being rejected.

Megan couldn't understand why Rich flatlined her - she began to wonder if it was because of all the junk in her trunk.

by Snocap September 20, 2006

Hijack

n. A term to describe male masturbation on an airplane or any other mode of transportation, at a significant height.

Willie got tired of reading all of the boring magazines on his flight, so he decided to head to the bathroom for a hijack.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

baldilocks

A completely hairless female genital area.

Baldilocks was looking so fly and feeling so smooth after her waxing appointment.

by Snocap September 21, 2006

Spin Cycle

A collection of spinners in one area or plowing consecutive spinners in a single streak.

J.C. could not believe his eyes when he got to the club. There was such a serious Spin Cycle in effect, that he thought he was at a laundromat.

by Snocap September 21, 2006

Breakstone Mountain

A gathering of lesbian women who can be found out in the wilderness on vacation. Breakstone refers to the cottage cheese ass that exists, creating a less than attractive, saggy, and spotted fatty look in their cellulite areas. These are often angry women who tend to trade fur amongst themselves out of default.

Claire, Bertha, and Rhonda decided to go to Breakstone Mountain and get all of their man-hating thoughts off their chests, while eating high carb and high fat foods.

by Snocap September 19, 2006