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by Snocap September 21, 2006
Get the baldilocks mug.n. A term to describe male masturbation on an airplane or any other mode of transportation, at a significant height.
Willie got tired of reading all of the boring magazines on his flight, so he decided to head to the bathroom for a hijack.
by Snocap September 19, 2006
Get the Hijack mug.The act performed by a caucasian who is driving while loudly listening to a tight hip-hop jam, but suddenly approaches a stop sign or red light. If the driver notices a black person within close proximity, he/she will attempt to subtly turn down the volume. This volume adjustment is done to avoid the uncomfortable feeling of the black person noticing that the driver is just another cracker trying to be down, but failing miserably.
Once James pulled up to an intersection and saw the potential for his cover to be blown, he started volume chumping to minimize his exposure.
by Snocap November 16, 2006
Get the Volume Chumping mug.Megan couldn't understand why Rich flatlined her - she began to wonder if it was because of all the junk in her trunk.
by Snocap September 20, 2006
Get the flatlined mug.When a female chooses to get with a male who is feminine, malleable, and/or frail for purposes of boosting her self-esteem.
Shanda got a restraining order put on her for getting OBO'ed by Bob, so she had to pull a few Sciannanagans for a while to get her back on track.
by Snocap September 21, 2006
Get the Sciannanagans mug.J.C. could not believe his eyes when he got to the club. There was such a serious Spin Cycle in effect, that he thought he was at a laundromat.
by Snocap September 21, 2006
Get the Spin Cycle mug.Someone who farts consistently and violently, resulting in knockouts to anyone who chooses to enter into their ring.
Brandon is so lactose intolerant that whenever he drinks milk, he becomes Gaseous Clay and ends up clearing out the room.
by Snocap September 26, 2006
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