Snocap's definitions

Mexican Standoff

The awkward scenario where one person goes to kiss another on the cheek and the recipient moves for the mouth (or vice versa). This results in a repeated back and forth movement where both parties keep moving to rectify their facial position, creating a kung fu movie visual.

Andre attempted to say goodbye by kissing Lena on the cheek, however, Lena was looking for more, causing quite a Mexican Standoff between the two of them.

by Snocap September 20, 2006

Bix

A female sexual organ, literally derived from box. It is mainly used within the context of the possibility of obtaining such a thing. In other words, "getting bix".

Brandon, Josh, Amay, and John went to the party, with the hopes of finding some bix to plow.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

barrel rolls

The clockwise or counterclockwise circular movement created by the contour of one's body when attempting to find a comfortable and successful sleep position. The individual may first try the "on the side" approach, but once that doesn't work, he/she may attempt to move to the "on the stomach" approach, followed by the "other side", and then finally "the back". Once the full circle fails, he/she then tries to repeat the entire process again, resulting in the form of a barrel roll.

Due to Paul's insomnia, he had a bad case of the barrel rolls for hours and then finally ended up just rubbing one out.

by Snocap September 21, 2006

parsley

n. Someone who adds no "flavor" or "spice" to the conversation or group, to the point where the others forget that he/she even exists. This term was derived from the parsley herb which is mainly just used as garnish on a plate, yet is rarely eaten.

Man, I think we should eliminate Gary from our crew - he is such parsley and can never pull any hot ass!!!

by Snocap September 19, 2006

HPD

Literally "Head Push Down". After years of women feeling humiliated from receiving the "Iron Fist", they all joined together and rebelled - thus resulting in forcing cunnilingus onto their male partners.

Dave was appalled by the fact that Jane gave him the HPD, making him dive-roll off the bed.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

ahohno

Literally, means "I don't know", but it's these 3 words condensed into one and pronounced ebonically.

D: Where's my Eazy E cd at?
S: Ahohno, fool!
D: Dag, what are you good fo!!

by Snocap February 28, 2007

Gaseous Clay

Someone who farts consistently and violently, resulting in knockouts to anyone who chooses to enter into their ring.

Brandon is so lactose intolerant that whenever he drinks milk, he becomes Gaseous Clay and ends up clearing out the room.

by Snocap September 26, 2006