1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.
2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.
3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'
Lani: Woah. Look at our new teacher.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.
Slang for a youth who is suffering from severe follical deficiences
Baldilocks, baldilocks, where are you??
A completely hairless female genital area.
Baldilocks was looking so fly and feeling so smooth after her waxing appointment.