Top Definition
1. A term used to describe a person (generally male) suffering from hair loss, during their midlife crisis. A Baldilocks can often be singled out by the large bald-patch on the back, top or front of their head.

2. A person who is completely and utterly bald. See also: Skin head.

3. The main character in the children's story, 'Baldilocks and the Three Hairs.'
Lani: Woah. Look at our new teacher.
Delia: *Looks at teacher* He is such a Baldilocks.
Lani: I think we should buy him a wig for his birthday.
by Barclay Crayfish September 01, 2010
Slang for a youth who is suffering from severe follical deficiences
Baldilocks, baldilocks, where are you??
by Gelder and Mark June 28, 2005
A completely hairless female genital area.
Baldilocks was looking so fly and feeling so smooth after her waxing appointment.
by Snocap September 21, 2006

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.