simon's definitions

Tubcat

A very hefty fat pussy cat. Usually has no neck, thunderthighs and a big belly that drags on the ground.

That cat of yours is too heavy to take on the plane. He's a Tubcat.

by Simon October 14, 2004

seemon

The ingrediant of life

eg, "MY NAME IS SEEMON, I AM THE INGREDIANT OF LIFE"

by Simon May 7, 2004

Duuuncan

Person who attempts to play CS but is constantly gettin owned by Slim3y

hahaha what a Duuuncan

by Simon August 28, 2003

Fuhu

Fu·hu (P) Pronunciation Key (Fuh-huh)
adj. fuhu

Fucking Guhu.
Absolute value of Pointlessness or worthlessness.

n.
A fuhu or totally bwop person.


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Latin fuhu, from fuh-yis,huh-yis, to be fuhu.
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fuhu·ly adv.
fuhu·ness n.

"John Kerry's elitist, billionaire wife is a Fuhu socialist"

by Simon May 15, 2004

Guhu

Gu·hu (P) Pronunciation Key (guh-huh)
adj. guhu
Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes. Of or being totally bwop. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.
Dazed, stunned, or stupefied.
Pointless; worthless.

n.
A guhu or bwop person.


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Latin guhu, from guh-yis,huh-yis, to be guhu.
--------------------------------------guhu·ly adv.
guhu·ness n.

"John Kerry's plan for relinquishing U.S. sovereignity to the U.N. is Guhu"

(See also "Fuhu")

by Simon May 15, 2004

GRIFFNUT

a)LITTLE BIT OF POOP THAT STICKS TO YOUR ARSEHAIR.
b)ANNOYING WORK EXPERIENCE KIDS WHO JUST GET IN THE WAY

a)DANG, I WENT TO THE POOPER AND DIDN'T WIPE MY SHITTER, NOW I'VE GOT GRIFFNUTS
b)GOD DAMN THAT KID IS SUCH A STOOPID GRIFFNUT

by SIMON May 13, 2005

trus de cul

Bend over and reach around .... thats trus de cul

Je veux 1 caffee deux bacune avec .. uhhhhhh .....trus de cul

by Simon September 5, 2003