simon's definitions

Shit Poker

1)A Gay person who thinks its real funny to stick their knob up so far someone's ass that they actually poke the shit

"Dont you dare stand behind me Shit Poker"

by Simon November 11, 2004

yoyo

regarding a woman of low sexual prefrences,yo yo goes up and down and so does their knickers

that girl she aint nothing but a yoyo

by simon March 22, 2003

ith

Hacked weapon, which was massively duped, in Diablo 2. Bought off EBay for obscene prices (100$) only now its gone due to 1.10 patch.

HAHAHA You stupid Ebayer you lost your ITH!

by Simon January 11, 2004

fluorescent lighting

probably one of the worst things ever known the human race.
Pollutes offices, schools, etc

Oh god...headache...must break lights...straining eyes...ahhhh

by Simon November 6, 2003

Pull On

1. Masturbation

2. Listening to Music.

1. HF loves to Pull On.

2. I am pulling on to Britney Spears

by Simon June 22, 2003

Punkass

Strange or eclectic. Good or bad is determined from context.

That was a fucking punkass choon (good)
You punkass muvvafukka (bad)

by Simon September 30, 2003

padawan

Padawan = Star wars apprentice, also used for n00b.

indeed padawan!

Stfu my padawan!

You have improved, padawan

by Simon January 19, 2005