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duck

A duck is a wholly wonderful creature. They also say "quack"
Duck: "Quack..."
by Simon April 12, 2004
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dung funnel

aka poopshoot or arse. passage for human waste with puckered end for crimping.
i hear that julie chester takes it right up the dung funnel.
by Simon September 17, 2003
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Samuel Colt

Like in the wild west this guy was like, "oh, I have an idea" and he invented the revolver

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by Simon June 26, 2005
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theatre jock

Usually a theatre/drama major in school. Their life is the theatre. They're the ones who start singing show tunes or quoting lines from plays when you say something to them.
Dude: Let me hold 50 cent.

Theatre Jock: "I got rythm," (show tune from 42nd. st.
by Simon October 14, 2004
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domer

synonyms - blowjob, session
A noun describing the whole act of having your penis sucked on
by Simon March 18, 2003
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BJB

a term used to describe an unknown scenario
its all BJB from the word get go
by Simon September 30, 2003
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buxx

Spammer, hack and poker-playing fatass.
Buxx just sent me an unsolicited commercial advertisement for a get rich quick scheme.
by Simon December 28, 2003
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