simon's definitions

Cocker Spaniel Lunch

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.

Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Per-Uven

A young man using taekwondo instead of arguing.

Per-Uven kicks the old man

by Simon March 24, 2003

Duuuncan

Person who attempts to play CS but is constantly gettin owned by Slim3y

hahaha what a Duuuncan

by Simon August 28, 2003

yulo

n. an amazingly, cute, kinky girl

"YULO!!!! You're so cute."

by simon January 28, 2005

Fuhu

Fu·hu (P) Pronunciation Key (Fuh-huh)
adj. fuhu

Fucking Guhu.
Absolute value of Pointlessness or worthlessness.

n.
A fuhu or totally bwop person.


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Latin fuhu, from fuh-yis,huh-yis, to be fuhu.
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fuhu·ly adv.
fuhu·ness n.

"John Kerry's elitist, billionaire wife is a Fuhu socialist"

by Simon May 15, 2004

bells law

The direct corrolation between amount of gingerbread lattes consumed and amount of shoes purchased.

Bells law dictated that Fiona after the third latte buying more shoes was out of the question

by simon June 19, 2003

fagbag

(n) A bag usually suspended from one prep or homosexual shoulder to the opposite side. Designed to carry books, and most commonly seen on gay people with sandals.

Johnny pulled his spanish book out from his fagbag.

by Simon May 18, 2004