simon's definitions

cha-ching

The ability to make money from nothing

After selling sh*t for nothing: 'Cha-ching!'

by Simon December 22, 2004

Wot doing?

"What are you doing"

"Wot doing loy"

by Simon March 21, 2003

Tubcat

A very hefty fat pussy cat. Usually has no neck, thunderthighs and a big belly that drags on the ground.

That cat of yours is too heavy to take on the plane. He's a Tubcat.

by Simon October 14, 2004

seemon

The ingrediant of life

eg, "MY NAME IS SEEMON, I AM THE INGREDIANT OF LIFE"

by Simon May 7, 2004

bobobo

The coolest animehero ever!

Say what?
Bobobo, nana

by simon April 24, 2005

buxx

Slang for gay sex.

I just got some buxx from Jeff and Carmine in the mens restroom.

by Simon December 28, 2003

Chug nuts

The coagulated lumps of sheep faeces, as compared to winnets

Don't throw those chug nuts at me

by Simon April 15, 2003