simon's definitions

nah

A geordie (Newcastle) word for know.

I don't know

"I divint nah"

by Simon December 14, 2004

Pion

Under Paid Bitch

Get this Pion outta here

by Simon October 22, 2003

southern bell

The phone company

Don"t mess with Ma Bell.

by Simon February 22, 2004

hogs eye

hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm.

jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella down my hogs eye.

by Simon September 17, 2003

dooce

noun, 1) one who is totally lacking in originality; a hack, 2) the state of writing on repetitive subjects for at least four years.

1) wow, her writing totally sucked. yeah...what a dooce! 2) hmmmm... ANOTHER piece about poop and how supercool her baby is. yeah, she's in the dooce.

by simon January 31, 2005

domer

synonyms - blowjob, session
A noun describing the whole act of having your penis sucked on

She gave mad domers

by Simon March 18, 2003

Navism

To be lucky at PES

Committing fouls without reprimand

by Simon March 5, 2003