simon's definitions

Chug nuts

The coagulated lumps of sheep faeces, as compared to winnets

Don't throw those chug nuts at me

by Simon April 15, 2003

Blow-job

When a woman sucks a mans dick

Woman: I sucked my boyfriends cock last night

by Simon December 14, 2003

Cocker Spaniel Lunch

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.

Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.

by Simon October 14, 2004

cunt stack

A orderly arrangement of cunts
usu. along a vertical line

George Bush is a cunt stack

by simon March 11, 2004

ficknoster

a very unusual male species from somerset that likes cider and womens clothes,mainly seen in a collective with other vw drivers,approach with caution,may contain nuts

ficknoster is verticaly chalenged,can be strange but normaly humourous,and uttter filth

by simon September 3, 2008

dooce

noun, 1) one who is totally lacking in originality; a hack, 2) the state of writing on repetitive subjects for at least four years.

1) wow, her writing totally sucked. yeah...what a dooce! 2) hmmmm... ANOTHER piece about poop and how supercool her baby is. yeah, she's in the dooce.

by simon January 31, 2005

domer

synonyms - blowjob, session
A noun describing the whole act of having your penis sucked on

She gave mad domers

by Simon March 18, 2003