An apt way to describe ones chap, when, but only when, on removal from ones pants the lucky lady gasps with delight!
by Simon October 11, 2004
that girl she aint nothing but a yoyo
by simon March 23, 2003
a beast, in shotesham, not to be messed with, or will whack out his mole of power, and go all drop bear on ur ass!
by simon December 13, 2004
The coolest thing ever. Except its never been invented and it doesnt do anything except fly around and whack things
Ex.
Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed
Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed
by Simon November 02, 2003
The breasts of a male human, when they are particularly large, and therefore slightly female in appearance. See manboobs.
by Simon August 18, 2003
The opposite of a beauty queen. Usually refers to a fat, ugly smelly girl or woman. Best described as Fugly. Can be found in large numbers at Mc Donalds and Wal-Mart eating greasy fast food.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.
I got ripped off by a dating service who matched me up with fat, frumpy, Fugly Mieskeit women with short hair and kankles. :-(
by Simon July 09, 2006