simon's definitions

duck

A duck is a wholly wonderful creature. They also say "quack"

Duck: "Quack..."

by Simon April 12, 2004

dung funnel

aka poopshoot or arse. passage for human waste with puckered end for crimping.

i hear that julie chester takes it right up the dung funnel.

by Simon September 17, 2003

Samuel Colt

Like in the wild west this guy was like, "oh, I have an idea" and he invented the revolver

;=-

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang.

by Simon June 26, 2005

theatre jock

Usually a theatre/drama major in school. Their life is the theatre. They're the ones who start singing show tunes or quoting lines from plays when you say something to them.

Dude: Let me hold 50 cent.

Theatre Jock: "I got rythm," (show tune from 42nd. st.

by Simon October 14, 2004

domer

synonyms - blowjob, session
A noun describing the whole act of having your penis sucked on

She gave mad domers

by Simon March 18, 2003

BJB

a term used to describe an unknown scenario

its all BJB from the word get go

by Simon September 30, 2003

buxx

Spammer, hack and poker-playing fatass.

Buxx just sent me an unsolicited commercial advertisement for a get rich quick scheme.

by Simon December 28, 2003