simon's definitions

assassassin

noun. a regular assassin who is specifically focused on the ass or anal vicinity. Perhaps his targets all have abnormally large asses, perhaps he uses with a weapon in that area. Finally, there could be a hint of anal sex involved.

He's so fat no normal assassin will do, only an assassassin can reach the gooey center.

by Simon November 16, 2004

Tubcat

A very hefty fat pussy cat. Usually has no neck, thunderthighs and a big belly that drags on the ground.

That cat of yours is too heavy to take on the plane. He's a Tubcat.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Wot doing?

"What are you doing"

"Wot doing loy"

by Simon March 21, 2003

buxx

Slang for gay sex.

I just got some buxx from Jeff and Carmine in the mens restroom.

by Simon December 28, 2003

bobobo

The coolest animehero ever!

Say what?
Bobobo, nana

by simon April 24, 2005

Chug nuts

The coagulated lumps of sheep faeces, as compared to winnets

Don't throw those chug nuts at me

by Simon April 15, 2003

Cocker Spaniel Lunch

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.

Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.

by Simon October 14, 2004