simon's definitions

GOP

Refers to Republican Party and the way they turn things around and bullshit.

I'll take the GOP approach and tell my bitch I'm a one lady man though I'm on the DL.

by Simon October 14, 2004

knob

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

by simon December 24, 2003

Shank

To run up to someone and rip down their pants leaving their boxer shorts showing.

To mess something up.

Shit you shank that one hey!

by Simon May 13, 2005

Pull On

1. Masturbation

2. Listening to Music.

1. HF loves to Pull On.

2. I am pulling on to Britney Spears

by Simon June 22, 2003

state of mind

an up and coming band from the scunthorpe area in united kingdom, they are recording a cd and doing the club circuit at the moment check them out!!! check out www.stateofmindmusic.tk

Band from Scunthorpe they play metal music and classic metal

by Simon January 7, 2005

Shit Poker

1)A Gay person who thinks its real funny to stick their knob up so far someone's ass that they actually poke the shit

"Dont you dare stand behind me Shit Poker"

by Simon November 11, 2004

yoyo

regarding a woman of low sexual prefrences,yo yo goes up and down and so does their knickers

that girl she aint nothing but a yoyo

by simon March 22, 2003