simon's definitions

grolly

a short human being, of the male gender, intelligent, clever and original

Wow that bloke is amazing, he's a grolly

by Simon September 18, 2003

Mookie

monkey like, abnormal agility and facial expressions. he makes squawking noises and can eat an apple faster than any living mook. don't confuse this creature with Chris Kattan, though very similar in stature, they aren't the same person. will eat 6 of any pill, anytime.

mookie L, quit jumping around like a monkey and design me a city.

by simon July 3, 2003

Gay Station 2

Best. Name. Ever.

Play Station 2? More like GAY Station 2!

by Simon October 14, 2003

git mae hole

(Glaswegian slang) evocative expression used in lieu of other more widely-used and less descriptive terms for making love while very, very drunk.

"Ah wuz oot tae git mae hole but ah ended up takin' a whitie and boakin' doon 'er skirt, man."

by simon January 21, 2004

toss off

someone who mastubates either themself, or someone else.

She tossed me off last night..

by Simon January 5, 2004

clegna

the poo left on a males anal beard

by simon September 9, 2003

buxx

Gay Sex Slang Term.

The process of making bucked teeth and digging the frontmost pair into male anus.

I fancied a felch from Adam, but instead he gave me a buxx job.

by Simon December 28, 2003