simon's definitions

GOP

Refers to Republican Party and the way they turn things around and bullshit.

I'll take the GOP approach and tell my bitch I'm a one lady man though I'm on the DL.

by Simon October 14, 2004

knob

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

by simon December 24, 2003

Shank

To run up to someone and rip down their pants leaving their boxer shorts showing.

To mess something up.

Shit you shank that one hey!

by Simon May 13, 2005

GRIFFNUT

a)LITTLE BIT OF POOP THAT STICKS TO YOUR ARSEHAIR.
b)ANNOYING WORK EXPERIENCE KIDS WHO JUST GET IN THE WAY

a)DANG, I WENT TO THE POOPER AND DIDN'T WIPE MY SHITTER, NOW I'VE GOT GRIFFNUTS
b)GOD DAMN THAT KID IS SUCH A STOOPID GRIFFNUT

by SIMON May 13, 2005

main line

process of injecting a drug directly into one's bloodstream.

if you main line that speedball, youll get sick as shit.. and then feel absolutely nothing.

by simon September 2, 2003

kappin

nottingham slang,
means to skip somethign

ive been kapping off school

by simon December 22, 2004

cho cha

missey elliot drescribing her muff, pubic hairs

lyric"but before you come i need to shave my cho cha

by simon March 22, 2003