simon's definitions

brown hatter

Fudge Packer

Self confessed player of the pink Obow

by simon August 23, 2003

sold

Whoring the individual in Northbridge: sold.

Simon likes to take it up the batthole in Northbridge

by Simon August 28, 2003

Duuuncan

Person who attempts to play CS but is constantly gettin owned by Slim3y

hahaha what a Duuuncan

by Simon August 28, 2003

main line

process of injecting a drug directly into one's bloodstream.

if you main line that speedball, youll get sick as shit.. and then feel absolutely nothing.

by simon September 2, 2003

trus de cul

Bend over and reach around .... thats trus de cul

Je veux 1 caffee deux bacune avec .. uhhhhhh .....trus de cul

by Simon September 5, 2003

clegna

the poo left on a males anal beard

by simon September 9, 2003

hogs eye

hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm.

jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella down my hogs eye.

by Simon September 17, 2003