159 definitions by simon

pu your legs behind your head and have someone lick your butthole
Tony Blair would put his legs behind his head, and gorden brown would lick his little hairy butthole
by simon May 13, 2003
Friendly greeting usually from old ladies with cat eye glasses and beehive hairdos in the great city of Baltimore, Md.
Hi Hon, how youse doin?
by Simon October 14, 2004
Name often attributed to larger than life characters famous for their sexual exploits. Often a humorous individual with an array of mum jokes at their disposal. A defining characteristic of a Spunko is "Creative Hair".
What did you get up to last night Spunko?
Spunko that is very creative hair.
Person 1: "I had a good time last night."
Spunko: "That's what your mum said."
Person 2: "Owwwww he said your mum!"
by Simon December 21, 2006
Glaswegian slang: To experience a moment of near-unconsciousness whilst drunk, similar to a near-death experience but without religious significance.
Ah wuz goin tae get mae hole but ah took a whitie and ended up boakin doon 'er skirt, man.
by simon January 21, 2004
wer
Abbreviation for whatever. Used perhaps because the keys are in that order on the keyboard.
- Dude i'm going to get to see my dad i met only when I was born.
- wer. im sleeping
by Simon July 01, 2006
Japanese for very, used by otaku's tp express the veryness of something said!
Poff: OMG!
Simon: Totemo!
by Simon April 03, 2005
1)A Gay person who thinks its real funny to stick their knob up so far someone's ass that they actually poke the shit
"Dont you dare stand behind me Shit Poker"
by Simon November 11, 2004

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