Definitions by sheshkable

Thrash Off 

To masturbate.

Bob: What are you going to do later tonight?

Jim: I'll probably thrash off.

Thrash Off by sheshkable May 18, 2009

Phoenix Zoo 

Huge fucking city in Arizona. There are shit loads of illegal immigrants. It's unbearably hot 8 months out of the year.

Instead of building up like LA or NY, Phoenix has been built out. There are cacti everywhere, and it's hella dry.

Phoenix reportedly has a shitload of crime, though I have never seen any of it.

Arizona State University is there. There are parties every night and the girls are insanely hot and stupid.

Don't ever come to Phoenix.

Guy 1: Yo, you ever been to the Phoenix Zoo?

Guy 2: Yeah, that place is hot as fuck.

Phoenix Zoo by sheshkable March 25, 2009

Shy cocks

Cocks that are timid or afraid to be seen by anyone other than their owner.

Jim and John really have some shy cocks.

Shy cocks by sheshkable March 16, 2009

slick nigga dick

A generic name for a wiggerish drug dealer who's actual name cannot be remembered.

Guy 1: Damn! Let's score some weed! But where can we get some?!?
Guy 2: Call up that slick nigga dick we met last night!

slick nigga dick by sheshkable March 16, 2009

testicular success 

To reach male orgasm.

After half an hour of fucking with a really tight broad a man will have trouble not achieving testicular success.

testicular success by sheshkable March 16, 2009

nugget fighting 

The deliberate slamming of one man's testicles against another man's testicles.

I was nugget fighting last night and now my testicles are black.

nugget fighting by sheshkable June 11, 2006

dick staff 

Refers to the penis, but used to add flavor to stories shared with one's friends. Sometimes refers exclusivly the shaft, not including the head.

I slammed her with my dick staff.
There is a sore on my dick staff.

dick staff by sheshkable June 11, 2006