shaftian

A horrible used car sales man.

Don't look now Martha but here comes the shaftian to push this piece of shit car on us.

by Scott May 18, 2004

P.L.U.C.K

Stands for "Politically Lying, Unholy, Cowardly Killers." It is a song about the Armenien Genocide written by The metal band System of A Down, which are all Armenien Descent.

The song is the last track on their S/T Album

by Scott December 15, 2004

Nine

the number after eight and before ten in the americal numeral system

anyone who uses "nine" as in the 9mm pistol is a fucker, and is 9 times as wrong as if they were a taker.

by Scott March 26, 2005

stonkers

Drunk or tired, weary.

Can be used in either context.

"Yeah, I just got home from work and I'm stonkers."

"Let's go out and get stonkers!"

by Scott February 10, 2005

large

the state of the penis when aroused

fuck me, she was so damn fine she gave me instant large

by scott September 28, 2004

Schwonk

n. a stupid question/statement.

v. ("to Schwonk") to say something stupid.

n. John said such a Schwonk today! He said the water was dry.

v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.

by Scott September 27, 2003

hella bad

Something or someone that is really cool or you really like.

That car is hella bad!

by Scott May 31, 2004