Top Definition
n. a stupid question/statement.

v. ("to Schwonk") to say something stupid.
n. John said such a Schwonk today! He said the water was dry.

v. Man, I've Schwonked more than anyone.
by Scott September 26, 2003
1 more definition
colloq. A huge wad of man fat. A generous serving of gentleman's relish.
Oops- Sorry Janet- I appear to have got a swonk on your mother's curtains.
by Steve September 26, 2003

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