5 definitions by scotsbuff

Top Definition
the small cross shape made by the sphincter muscle or the clenching of the arsehole, sometimes called the 'ringpiece' or the 'rusty sheriff's badge'
when he was licking her cunt in the '69' position,he had a close-up view of her'chocolate starfish'
by scotsbuff November 23, 2003
a name once used as rhyming slang for arsehole (shitter) but now synonimous with kiddyfucking,or bairn buggering
you know youve just had dinner at 'gary glitter's house' when he starts passing round the 'under eights'
by scotsbuff November 25, 2003
the green snotlike substance that rattles in your throat when you cough,especially after smoking about 70 cigarettes
the old woman 'hawked' up a large gobbet of 'phlegm' from deep in her throat,and spat it onto a shop window,where it bounced once before clinging to the glass and spreading slightly,waiting menacingly,for the first passerby to brush against it,transferring the green bastard to their expensive designer top so,when they, arrived everyone at the party would look and wonder.
by scotsbuff November 23, 2003
a soft absorbent pad (with or without wings) used to soak up period blood therefore stopping clots dropping out of the knickers when windsurfing or performing a gymnastic display for the whole of your school,also prevents a girl from sticking to the floor when doing the splits for her father
when sarah was abseiling down the woolworth building a sudden stretch caused her 'fanny pad' to slip out and fall hundreds of feet to land on the face of the traffic warden
by scotsbuff November 23, 2003
a word used to describe any of a group of girls who take pleasure from deliberately catching the piercing in your helmet with their teeth,causing extreme bastard pain
yess thats it,run your tongue over my japseye, easy now....aaaahhhh!..you 'hoorfuck' that was fuckin' sore
by scotsbuff November 23, 2003
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