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1. abseiling
the act of self abuse whilst simultaneously inserting a dildo in your arse thus recreating the motion of a climber descending a cliff
Jim was speechless when he came into the office to find Ronald abseiling on his desk
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2. Abseiling
The male act of masturbating your pork sword whilst slyly fingering your own bum hole. Its has an uncanny resemblance to the mountaineering activity of abseiling.
fellow 1: Dad?!!?? what are you doing?
fellow 2: Son, Im abseiling.
fellow 1: I can see that. but why in my room??
3. abseiling
Male masturbation technique involving the spare hand working a dildo or houshold item into the anus; mirroring the movements of abseiling.
person: "hey min, why has the toilet brush got pooh on it."
second person: "i went abseiling"
person: "ok"
4. abseiling
Abseiling (from the German: abseilen, "to rope down") is the process of descending a rope under control, used in rock climbing, mountaineering, caving and canyoneering; used to descend cliffs or slopes too steep to walk down.
"We spent the morning abseiling and rock-climbing."
"the activity was abseiling down a tree off a platform."
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