nhra

Motorsport for the redneck that coudn't figure out how to turn left. The only thing straight about the sport is the track.

cotton hill's beer belly is too large to fit trough a roll cage, so he can't be in the nhra.

by sarcomax July 30, 2003

McMansion

I used to lice in a shack but ever since I added those thirteen extra rooms, I live in a mcmansion.

by sarcomax January 20, 2003

A buick made from 70 to 72...a real high point in car design...that is only fast when compared to mustangs.

by sarcomax July 30, 2003

Explosive device used by the residents of Alabama to remove their own hands.

After I finish my Pabst, I stepped out of the trailer and watched my brother/father blow his hand off with an m-80

by sarcomax July 30, 2003

a chick so ugly just thinking about her will turn your hard cock into a softy.

by sarcomax January 21, 2003

While you go to the urine to take a urine Im going to the sperminal to take a sperm

by sarcomax March 20, 2003

Taking a dump in anything besides the toilet in a bathroom.

Cotton Hills mom/sister had a sidewinder left for her square on the forehead by her own son...

by sarcomax July 30, 2003