rich's definitions

Yardies

UK definition: Black, Jamaican (Kingston) born gangstas found in rough parts of London. Associated with BMW's, gold jewellery, and automatic guns. Responsible for a lot of murders and other crimes (mostly drug related).

Jamaican definition: Anyone from your neighbourhood (not necessarily gangsters).

"Yardies have brought a horrific new level of violence to Britain" - Tony Thompson

"Yardies, in terms of a reputation for ruthless violence, could one day rival the Triads or Mafia". - BBC

by rich November 20, 2003

ghetto fab

Shortned version of the word "Ghetto Fabulous".
1) Meaning to be of or originating from the ghetto.
2) Exhibiting ghetto behavior or personality.

Damn, that fool's fryin his bologna, that's ghetto fab!

by Rich January 21, 2005

scmods

"state county municipal offender data system", the on-board system used by the rollers (AKA: cops) in the original Blue Brothers. this utility told the cops to "arrest driver, impound vehicle" and thus initiated the multi-state car chase that wrecked the most cars in movie history.

"shit, i hope they (the cops) don't have scmods."

by rich January 27, 2004

Waldorfian

A resident of Waldorf, Maryland typically coined by other Waldorf residents who happen to hate Waldorf and make fun of those who never leave the damn town.

"All the waldorfians never leave this town even though its only 25 minutes from Washington DC 7 Old Town Alexandria, VA, 45 minutes from Baltimore and 1.5 hours from Richmond!"

"Lets go to Denny's up on 301 and hang out with all the waldorfians"

In Waldorf MD, waldorfians call the popular clothing store "Up against The Wall" in the mall, "Up Against The Waldorf"

They also call Walmart, Up Against The Walmart... friggin waldorfians.

by Rich January 17, 2004

epyon

A measurment of time that is consumed with pain and death.

The dinosaur age was a long epyon.

by rich April 9, 2004

pamplemouse

A variety of mouse found only in Pample, BC. During the winter it burrows into the deep coat of the pamplemoose.

A term of endearment used to describe chilrden.

The pamplemouse scurried for cover when it fell from the pamplemoose.

Annie was as cute as a pamplemouse.

by Rich January 7, 2004

screw

Ship or submarine propeller

The sonar identified the submarine as British, Trafalgar class, having a single screw.

by rich May 18, 2004