rich's definitions

beer monkey

Technically 3, Clive, Geoff and Steve. After a heavy night on the pop, Clive ransacks your room while hiding your wallet,keys,phone,etc while Geoff punches you in your sleep (subsequent black eyes and headache in morning!) At the same time, Steve shits in your mouth leaving that strange nasty taste in the morning which not even bleach can shift!

Guy1: Went out last night on the piss, fuckin beer monkeys got me again!
Guy2: Bastards, looks like they got you a treat!

by Rich April 18, 2004

Qualm

Qualm is derived from the lynd cross and is commonly used as a term to say lets do it, lets sort it out, basically just lets get on it.the word can be used in many forms either when discussing buying something, organising a night out, something sexual, etc.

For example, lets go to the pub- lets QUALM the pub OR when inviting a lady friend back it is used in this sense- lets qualm it back to mine (please note this works 9 times out of 10)

by Rich November 19, 2004

cammel toe

When a girl is wearing tight pants, underwear, and you see the formation of the outer labia of the women clearly thrugh the clothing article.
Or you see the "bitches lips" got it?

Think of a wet bikini on a females lower area. It should leave no room for your imagination.

by RICH April 30, 2003

shitgoose

A way to describe a nuisance, or how something or someone is annoying.

1) Oh shitgoose, I have to take out the trash!

2) Teri is a real shitgoose!

by Rich March 2, 2005

romjonkey

one who roms jonkeys

"that is not the right drum key it is the romjonkey"

by rich November 29, 2003

Wind Fairy

People who own sail boats

damn Wind Fairy

by Rich January 31, 2004

mowgli

n. a rabid ape from the jungle regions. highly addicted to crack.

man, that mowgli is crazy. look how much crack he has. that can't be normal

by Rich February 3, 2005