rich's definitions

freedom tower

A cop-out of a skyscraper. Technically, it will be the World's tallest building when it is built but it will only go up to 70 stories. The rest of the tower is made up of lattice work, wind turbines and an antenna.

That girl is like the freedom tower. She's short but wears 5 inch platforms.

by Rich November 29, 2004

mdfk

Harsh swearing for polite surroundings

When pronounced phonetically, MDFK becomes 'mudderfucker' a simple slang abreviation of 'mother fucker', a popular insult.
therefore, M.D.F.K=mother fucker

that son of a bitch is one serious m.d.f.k

by Rich February 1, 2005

johnny mcrandom

anonymous guy who appears at unforseen and unexpected times of uncertain origin.

baz, lukes mate who came round to a house party and got fucked and slept in random beds then got kicked out

by rich December 5, 2004

Scimeca

A particularly useless large-nosed footballer, who struts around like he thinks he's Franz Beckenbauer.

Riccy Scimeca, Leicester City FC.

by Rich January 3, 2004

romjonkey

one who roms jonkeys

"that is not the right drum key it is the romjonkey"

by rich November 29, 2003

shitgoose

A way to describe a nuisance, or how something or someone is annoying.

1) Oh shitgoose, I have to take out the trash!

2) Teri is a real shitgoose!

by Rich March 2, 2005

ride the edge

jacking off until you are about to cum and then stopping.

i love to ride the edge.

by rich November 7, 2003