rich's definitions

franch

word you use to confuse anyone who asks you what kind of salad dressing you would like

"what kind of dressing do you want?"

Franch

"french?"

no, FRANCH

"ranch?"

NO! FRANCH!!

by Rich August 7, 2004

land shark

A character from the SNL line up of back in the day. He'd knock on the door and say a phrase to convince the party on the other side of the door to answer. For example knock knock

"Knock knock" (actor on other side of door) "Who's there" The landshark then answers, "Pizza man" then the actor on other side of door would open the door and get eaten by the landshark

by Rich August 22, 2004

Watermellon Wednesday

A celebration of Wednesday With 207, of which the particular libation of choice is a Vodka-filled watermellon.

This week we will be having Watermellon Wednesday at the suite!

by Rich September 8, 2004

major shake

The poor impersonator of Master Shake from ATHF,created by the evil plutonians.

Quotes
"Yay,donating blood"
"Could you tell by the hairy boosom growing on my back?"

by Rich September 11, 2004

Duderatooneylapdance

Combination between a Dude, the toon army which is Newcastle FC, and a lapdance.

A man watching a Lapdance in Newcastle

by Rich September 13, 2004

daruma

Japanese doll with no arms or legs, that brings good luck. Comes with eyes blank: you make a wish and color one eye. When the wish comes true, you color in the other eye.

Ex) make a wish to buy a house (color one eye)...when you are able to buy the house, color in the other eye - wish fulfilled.

by Rich March 6, 2005

keybang

turning off ignition (usually in a stickshift), let it turn engine for a second or two, and turning it back on for a cherrybomb-like report! Works best when you're beside a pedestrian!
Expect to replace your muffler...

in my friend Bob's 52 Mercury

by rich May 13, 2005