rich's definitions

epyon

A measurment of time that is consumed with pain and death.

The dinosaur age was a long epyon.

by rich April 9, 2004

food blister

Someone who is so fat they look like they are going to pop.

Think about the starving children you fucking food blister!

by Rich October 31, 2003

Fromundercheese

A milder variant of the term fromunderjuice implying that ones "fromunderjuice" has taken on a more melancholy tone pertaining to that of fresh Brie or in extreme cases certain varieties of Blue Cheese

A matter of persona hygiene: "Damn I forgot to wash my genitalia this morning, my **** skin smells of fromundercheese"

As an insult: "Eat my fromundercheese you unhuman fiend"

A swift joke amongst friends at a dinner party:

Jill:"Would you care for some fromundercheese with your biscuits and wine"

Party: "Oh... ha ha ha ha"

by Rich March 18, 2003

crouchjump

Inbred Community of retards and general idiots. Go to LANs and do spastic things. Most importantly we're better than you.

www.crouchjump.co.uk

King-Daeds crouchjumped off a step and broke multiple bones and had his trousers cut off in the ambulance.

by Rich April 17, 2004

Wind Fairy

People who own sail boats

damn Wind Fairy

by Rich January 31, 2004

mowgli

n. a rabid ape from the jungle regions. highly addicted to crack.

man, that mowgli is crazy. look how much crack he has. that can't be normal

by Rich February 3, 2005

Qualm

Qualm is derived from the lynd cross and is commonly used as a term to say lets do it, lets sort it out, basically just lets get on it.the word can be used in many forms either when discussing buying something, organising a night out, something sexual, etc.

For example, lets go to the pub- lets QUALM the pub OR when inviting a lady friend back it is used in this sense- lets qualm it back to mine (please note this works 9 times out of 10)

by Rich November 19, 2004