rich's definitions

makin bacon

When two food blisters make love.

Try to picture them two makin bacon. Bleh! :p

by Rich October 31, 2003

scmods

"state county municipal offender data system", the on-board system used by the rollers (AKA: cops) in the original Blue Brothers. this utility told the cops to "arrest driver, impound vehicle" and thus initiated the multi-state car chase that wrecked the most cars in movie history.

"shit, i hope they (the cops) don't have scmods."

by rich January 27, 2004

Yardies

UK definition: Black, Jamaican (Kingston) born gangstas found in rough parts of London. Associated with BMW's, gold jewellery, and automatic guns. Responsible for a lot of murders and other crimes (mostly drug related).

Jamaican definition: Anyone from your neighbourhood (not necessarily gangsters).

"Yardies have brought a horrific new level of violence to Britain" - Tony Thompson

"Yardies, in terms of a reputation for ruthless violence, could one day rival the Triads or Mafia". - BBC

by rich November 20, 2003

ghetto fab

Shortned version of the word "Ghetto Fabulous".
1) Meaning to be of or originating from the ghetto.
2) Exhibiting ghetto behavior or personality.

Damn, that fool's fryin his bologna, that's ghetto fab!

by Rich January 21, 2005

SWM

Single White Male

unmarried caucasian man

by rich January 8, 2004

hoohoodilly

male genitalia (from the TV show, south park)

the man puts his hoohoodilly in the woman's chacha

by Rich October 25, 2003

Bag of Dicks

(noun). An expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn't happen the way it was originally intended. This phrase was coined by an Ohioan, Rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at Sam's Club.

Did you ask that hot girl out that works in shoes? Yea I did but she's engaged. Dude thats such a bag a dicks.

by Rich August 27, 2003