rich's definitions

SWM

Single White Male

unmarried caucasian man

by rich January 8, 2004

pehs

1. One of great fagness.

I went to the store and there were pehs everwhere.

by Rich May 15, 2003

snatchler

some dank poon tang, pussy

That broski drinks alotta brewski and gets A TON of snatchler

by Rich June 18, 2006

Bag of Dicks

(noun). An expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn't happen the way it was originally intended. This phrase was coined by an Ohioan, Rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at Sam's Club.

Did you ask that hot girl out that works in shoes? Yea I did but she's engaged. Dude thats such a bag a dicks.

by Rich August 27, 2003

daruma

Japanese doll with no arms or legs, that brings good luck. Comes with eyes blank: you make a wish and color one eye. When the wish comes true, you color in the other eye.

Ex) make a wish to buy a house (color one eye)...when you are able to buy the house, color in the other eye - wish fulfilled.

by Rich March 6, 2005

pitsnogled

To be overwhelmed by an unexpected, unstoppable force.

Reference to Kevin Pitsnogle of the WVU mens basketball team, having come from the ashes to help raise the Mounties to a Elite eight appearance.

He pitsnogled me with 3 pointers from well past the arch.

by Rich March 28, 2005

bunk

When a bitch is fat, and it looks like she has two pussies, she is said to be bunk (one on top of the other, like bunk beds)

I was drilling that bitch in the ass, and when I flipped here over she was bunk.

by Rich April 30, 2003