8 definitions by quamp
The device that seems to be in every traffic light that holds the light green until you get there, then immediately turns the traffic light red. It then holds the light red until someone else comes along from the other direction to set it off again.
Okay, we'll make it in time if we can hit this light green. What the-- !? It suddenly turned red!? %&#$@ stoparrgh!!
by quamp November 25, 2010
by quamp May 30, 2006
by quamp July 21, 2003
A woman that is so beautiful that she causes men around her to achieve an erection by looking at her. (derived from the term "three appendages up.")
by quamp July 21, 2003
The derivation of sexual pleasure via the insertation of members of the rodent family (hamsters, gerbils, mice, rats, etc.) into one's rectum.
by quamp January 8, 2006
Anyone who uses spoonerisms so that they don't have to swear in public. (a spoonerism is the switching of initial consanant sounds in a sentence.)
by quamp July 21, 2003
by quamp March 19, 2007