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sockcucker 

Anyone who uses spoonerisms so that they don't have to swear in public. (a spoonerism is the switching of initial consanant sounds in a sentence.)
"I got to feel her tiant gits" said the sockcucker.
sockcucker by quamp July 21, 2003

socksucker 

a way to say cocksucker around younger people.
While your child is in the room and you want to call your woman a cocksucker: Hey, why do you have to be such a socksucker?
socksucker by hi5000 August 15, 2011

suckfucker 

A person who both sucks and is a fucker in equal measure.
The guy who cut me off in traffic is a suckfucker.
suckfucker by Jesse Petersen February 1, 2008

Sock Cucker 

Spoonerism of the insult Cock Sucker. It is often used to veil the insult and make it appear less offensive or even to make it go undetected. Can also be written as Sock Cooker.
Hes a total Sock Cucker.
She cooks socks.
etc
Sock Cucker by Andy J N July 5, 2006

Sock-cucker 

An individual who steals another's sock/s (a cucker is a person who makes another person a cuckold).
Watch your laundry around him. He's known to be a "sock-cucker".
Sock-cucker by The Dark Anus (JC) February 10, 2019

Sock Cucker 

(noun) Someone who derives sexual pleasure from witnessing another person portray sexual actions through the use of sock puppets.
"You hear that Jim pays hookers to make sock puppets blow each other? What a sock cucker."
Sock Cucker by Endless Pajamas March 30, 2020