psiscott's definitions
A term - perhaps invented in Muskoka - used to describe the watersport of being pulled behind a fast moving ski-boat on a large sea biscuit or inner-tube. The inner-tube usually has a smooth bottom, furnished so as to not end up in a phenomenal cartwheel-like wipeout; although this is infact what the watchers of the tuber are looking for!
The best way to tube is to criss-cross the boat wake gaining a wider and wider arc so as to increase speed to upwards of 100 mph. Once this speed is neared, the tuber is likely to hit the wake, become airborn and perform a maniacal wipeout forgotten since the days of Evel Kneivel.
The best way to tube is to criss-cross the boat wake gaining a wider and wider arc so as to increase speed to upwards of 100 mph. Once this speed is neared, the tuber is likely to hit the wake, become airborn and perform a maniacal wipeout forgotten since the days of Evel Kneivel.
Max: "Look at those dudes tubing. The boat must be doing 50, the guys gotta be arcing at a-hundred!!!"
Scott: "Woaaa...there he goes!.....There's the tube....Where's the dude?!!"
Max: "THERE HE IS up in that pine tree."
Scott: "Woaaa...there he goes!.....There's the tube....Where's the dude?!!"
Max: "THERE HE IS up in that pine tree."
by psiscott April 27, 2006
Get the tubingmug. I am surprised that this word is not here yet....now it is.
Etymology is the study of the origins of words. Some words have been derived from other languages, possibly in a changed form (the source words are called etymons). Through old texts and comparisons with other languages, etymologists try to reconstruct the history of words — when they entered a language, from what source, and how their form and meaning changed.
A word often misused and mispronounced 'entymology' which is the study of insects!
Etymology is the study of the origins of words. Some words have been derived from other languages, possibly in a changed form (the source words are called etymons). Through old texts and comparisons with other languages, etymologists try to reconstruct the history of words — when they entered a language, from what source, and how their form and meaning changed.
A word often misused and mispronounced 'entymology' which is the study of insects!
Etymology in action:
"The etymologist spent hours describing the origin of the word "nice" to the students. Unfortunately no one understood what he was talking about and were all in a deep slumber after 10 minutes."
"The dean spent weeks trying to track down the entymologist to give a lecture on the derivation of the word 'aunt.' When the entymologist finally arrived discussing the workings of one of the most interesting insects on Earth, the dean was promptly fired for being a fraud."
"The etymologist spent hours describing the origin of the word "nice" to the students. Unfortunately no one understood what he was talking about and were all in a deep slumber after 10 minutes."
"The dean spent weeks trying to track down the entymologist to give a lecture on the derivation of the word 'aunt.' When the entymologist finally arrived discussing the workings of one of the most interesting insects on Earth, the dean was promptly fired for being a fraud."
by psiscott April 27, 2006
Get the etymologymug. A spastic, virtually non-sensical television cartoon aimed at the adult crowd. A - so-called - comedy that has about a laugh per 5 episodes and leaves the viewer with a "squirrel in the path of a Kodiak" look after realizing that he has just witnessed a fine example of a waste of electrons. Apparently watched repeatedly by non-sensical urban dictionary subscribers.
Scott: "I watched the new Brak show last night."
Max: "Is that why you tried to smoke your pencil at break and ordered Starbucks latte frappe espresso fuchia delight at lunch?"
Scott: "What is your name again dude?"
Max: "Is that why you tried to smoke your pencil at break and ordered Starbucks latte frappe espresso fuchia delight at lunch?"
Scott: "What is your name again dude?"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the NEW BRAK SHOWmug. A small penis. A penis that effectively swims in a condom often designed for average but not NORMAL sized hard-ons
A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.
A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.
Scott: "Hey Bill, did you see Max in the shower, I couldn't help be notice, he was washing his cock, I thought it was his fucking baby finger...I nearly exploded laughing...what can you do with that little stub?!"
Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"
Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the condom swimmermug. A delicious - yet somewhat feminine - Schnapps with a strong peach flavour. Bols makes many Schnapps and the peach is very sweet and tasty. Nice on its on with rocks or delicious served in a mix to make a Fuzzy Navel.
Max (born male): "Could you order me a Peach Schnapps neat please."
Scott: "Pardon!"
Max (born male): "Could you order me a Peach Schnapps....neat please."
Scott: "You better order that one yourself girl, I don't need to get kicked out of here...I'd gladly get you a feminine napkin from the washroom though Nancy boy.
Scott: "Pardon!"
Max (born male): "Could you order me a Peach Schnapps....neat please."
Scott: "You better order that one yourself girl, I don't need to get kicked out of here...I'd gladly get you a feminine napkin from the washroom though Nancy boy.
by psiscott April 27, 2006
Get the Peach Schnappsmug. A hermaphrodite. A humanish unit that has a cock and a pussy. May sound fun but not when you are trying to find a mate that wants a serious relationship! A layman's term for such an error of biology. Usually used to describe what looks like a woman but is actually...well...a he-she!
he she or he/she or he-she
Max: "Remember that chick I took outa the bar last night."
Scott: "Yea...I remember, I set you up with her" - laughing
Max: "Well, I get her home and I am sucking her tits, licking her tonsils, she's going wild..starts bobbing my Kong, I blow and reach for her pie...gonna do some carpet-munching....But she had a fucking Cock AND a snatch. I was so drunk, I almost pushed the cock aside to get some quim but nearly puked when I smelled it...nasty..nasty...nasty."
Scott: "No shit dude, so you had your first experience with a he-she you man-slut!"
Max: "Remember that chick I took outa the bar last night."
Scott: "Yea...I remember, I set you up with her" - laughing
Max: "Well, I get her home and I am sucking her tits, licking her tonsils, she's going wild..starts bobbing my Kong, I blow and reach for her pie...gonna do some carpet-munching....But she had a fucking Cock AND a snatch. I was so drunk, I almost pushed the cock aside to get some quim but nearly puked when I smelled it...nasty..nasty...nasty."
Scott: "No shit dude, so you had your first experience with a he-she you man-slut!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the he she or he/she or he-shemug. A psychotic action often done after one runs out of crack or rock. The user's mind is so fucked that he/she thinks that they must have dropped or hidden a piece of rock or crack so they proceed to bend over or get on their knees looking all over the ground or carpet to find this imaginary - but very real in their mind - piece they "dropped."
Ken: "I don't have anymore, and my boy is not answering his cell!"
Dick: "Is that it, I have $5 bucks and my Nikes if you can get another piece."
Ken: "He doesn't want shoes that are ripped to shit and $5 won't get you a slice of fucking soap knob!"
Ken - looking all over the living room, under the couch, in the closet picking up every piece of lint and bread crumb on the floor - "Fuck, I know I had another piece!"
Dick: "Quit specking guy, you're fucking me up...just go to bed!"
Dick: "Is that it, I have $5 bucks and my Nikes if you can get another piece."
Ken: "He doesn't want shoes that are ripped to shit and $5 won't get you a slice of fucking soap knob!"
Ken - looking all over the living room, under the couch, in the closet picking up every piece of lint and bread crumb on the floor - "Fuck, I know I had another piece!"
Dick: "Quit specking guy, you're fucking me up...just go to bed!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the speckingmug.