psiscott's definitions

garnormous

A combo word derived from "gargantuous" and "enormous."
A synonym of ginormous or egantic.

"I went to look at the new airport. I couldn't find my way out, it was garnormous!!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

waste of electrons

Something that should have never made it into ANY media A terrible movie a stinker a bomb boxoffice bomb.
A news story that is of ZERO interest to most of the world. The French Lieutenants Woman is a fine example. Most Jeremy Irons films. The English Patient Many of Ebert's critiques. An ad for tampons. Many ads in general. Infomercials Remakes of remakes chick flick

"I went with this new girl to see a flick last night, I nearly fell asleep. It was so so bad I don't even remember the name of the shit! What a waste of electrons!"

by psiscott April 25, 2006

bitch hole

An exceedingly vulgar term to be used ONLY in the most upsetting of situations to reference a woman's cunt or vagina such as where a man has had sexual intercourse with a woman only to end up with 5 different diseases and a testicular blood clot. This individual - realizing that he would have been better off fucking a band-saw - gets so upset that any reference to her genitalia is wrought with expletives and this term.

Scott: "Hey guy, you don't look so good."
Max: "No shit Trebek! I ding that chick Bevvy last week and now I am on 8 different penicillins and need my scrote drained every 24 fucking hours. She had the most diseased bitch hole I've ever stuck!!!"
Scott: "Bummer."

by psiscott April 26, 2006

bowlsmoker

A total pothead. A stoner. The most stoned-out dude you have ever met. Spicolli from Fast Times At Ridgemount High. Dude who smokes WAY too much pot. A chronic

"Max, you fucking bowlsmoker, you've had your hand in your pocket for 45 minutes...I have your fucking keys...and we're home now!! Get the fuck out and sleep it off dude!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

fart rocket

THE new - to CANADA - Mercedes misnomered smart car. Word invented by psiscott once he saw this car with his little son. Can be used to describe any small useless or gaudy car such as many rice rockets

Little Buddy: "Daddy, huh..huh..what is THAT!?"
Daddy: "OHhhh, that's one of those stupid new fart rockets! Instead of offering available alternative fuels, we get offered that useless undersized winter-worthless four-wheeled over priced, MODERATELY fuel efficient, bicycle!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

chaise lounge

ERROR...ERROR...ERROR
Use this if you do NOT know what you are saying.
A term used by wannabes to try to look intelligent.
The term is 'chaise longue.' French for 'long chair.' Not LOUNGE chair. Although similar in spelling. Not similar enough for intelligent people.

Jim: "Beth, bring me a Corona; I'll be out back in the 'chaise lounge.'"

Beth: "It is 'chaise longue' you moron; get your own BEER and get me a real BEER...a CANADIAN! Man bitch!"

by psiscott May 2, 2006

remote viewer

An under-rated and oft unknown talent that CAN be practiced and was used by the US military to seek out distant and unseeable (by conventional means) things - for lack of a better word for 20 years - at least. Anything anywhere "anytime" can be remote viewed and the practice and use was and is scientifically viable. A TRUE psychic who is NOT a charlatan. One who partakes in the act of remote viewing using proper scientific protocols.

"The remote viewer was able to find the downed plane and the department forwarded the information to President Carter who was very impressed. The program continued for years until the CIA claimed that it didn't work. Many know that this is a typical doublespeak technique and that remote viewing is used today by some of the original military experts. Perhaps - although unprovable - by many governments and/or their agencies."

by psiscott April 26, 2006