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Beautiful cottage country in south-central Ontario, Canada. Made 'famous' by such Hollywood stars as Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn and Tom Hanks and others.
Once a place of peace and quiet, respectfully tainted with the noise of summer-fun including boating, water skiing, tubing, and just about any other outdoor activity - other than HUNTING!
The original cottages were a place to escape to from the rat-race of the stinky city - mainly the city of Toronto.
Once this land was 'discovered' by certain high-profile people, rich pricks decided it was 'trendy' and 'necessary' to purchase land or a cottage there so as to look upwardly-mobile. This has degraded Muskoka by making it unrealistically expensive for the average layman to purchase; and unmanagable for those who first set their cottage roots there, due to higher taxes and anal newcomers.
Like the white-man raped the Native Americans' lands, so has the yuppie/rich prick raped Muskoka.
Once a place of peace and quiet, respectfully tainted with the noise of summer-fun including boating, water skiing, tubing, and just about any other outdoor activity - other than HUNTING!
The original cottages were a place to escape to from the rat-race of the stinky city - mainly the city of Toronto.
Once this land was 'discovered' by certain high-profile people, rich pricks decided it was 'trendy' and 'necessary' to purchase land or a cottage there so as to look upwardly-mobile. This has degraded Muskoka by making it unrealistically expensive for the average layman to purchase; and unmanagable for those who first set their cottage roots there, due to higher taxes and anal newcomers.
Like the white-man raped the Native Americans' lands, so has the yuppie/rich prick raped Muskoka.
New Muskokan cottager:
Franchini: "Are we taking the Bentley and the Bichon to Muskoka this weekend Elsha?"
Elsha: "Well we may need the Bentley because Arthur is flying in from Eton. I think we should have Ramon watch the Bichon as you know Arthur just won't have anything to do with her shedding!"
Franchini: "Fine..fine..fine..Let Ramon watch the bitch and we shall enjoy Cognac with Arthur in Muskoka...I do hope the central air is on when we arrive and that the plumbers have installed the three 'bidets' in the main washrooms."
TRUE Muskokan cottager in the 70s:
Merv: "Did we get the coolers and sleeping bags all packed kids?"
Kids: "Yes daddy, and mommy made us some lunches 'cause we're hungry now and can't wait till we stop for our mid-trip snack. I hope the bunny's are there at the stop. Can we get our allowance now so we can buy some blackballs and bottlecaps daddy?"
Merv: "If you are good. Remember, its a long drive but at least we have this wagon now. Too bad we can't afford a plane to fly up and avoid the traffic." - laughing
Kids: "Yea, but at least we have a boat so we can ski and fish and stuff."
Merv: "That's true kids, good attitude."
Franchini: "Are we taking the Bentley and the Bichon to Muskoka this weekend Elsha?"
Elsha: "Well we may need the Bentley because Arthur is flying in from Eton. I think we should have Ramon watch the Bichon as you know Arthur just won't have anything to do with her shedding!"
Franchini: "Fine..fine..fine..Let Ramon watch the bitch and we shall enjoy Cognac with Arthur in Muskoka...I do hope the central air is on when we arrive and that the plumbers have installed the three 'bidets' in the main washrooms."
TRUE Muskokan cottager in the 70s:
Merv: "Did we get the coolers and sleeping bags all packed kids?"
Kids: "Yes daddy, and mommy made us some lunches 'cause we're hungry now and can't wait till we stop for our mid-trip snack. I hope the bunny's are there at the stop. Can we get our allowance now so we can buy some blackballs and bottlecaps daddy?"
Merv: "If you are good. Remember, its a long drive but at least we have this wagon now. Too bad we can't afford a plane to fly up and avoid the traffic." - laughing
Kids: "Yea, but at least we have a boat so we can ski and fish and stuff."
Merv: "That's true kids, good attitude."
by psiscott April 27, 2006
Get the Muskoka mug.1) A creature being sought by stupid scientists who have found innumerable links to many species of plants and animals, but can't seem to find the one for man. A mythical creature akin to the big bad wolf or tooth fairy.
2) A dude who is definitely a man but looks like he may have been teleported or warped here from 200,000 BC due to his unkept appearance and wrangled mangled hair and facial/body blemishes etc. Basically, a guy who - the more clothes he removes - proportionately resembles a human lesser and lesser.
2) A dude who is definitely a man but looks like he may have been teleported or warped here from 200,000 BC due to his unkept appearance and wrangled mangled hair and facial/body blemishes etc. Basically, a guy who - the more clothes he removes - proportionately resembles a human lesser and lesser.
1) Scientist Neil: "Bob, I think I found the missing link over here in this gneiss formation."
Scientist Bob - looking at 'object' : "That is a downed aircraft Neil, but...good eyes all the same!"
2) Max: "What the fuck is that hairy bastard all about!?"
Scott: "Good God man...that could be the god-damned missing link"
Max & Scott: "Huh...uh.uh....huh...huh...cool"
Scientist Bob - looking at 'object' : "That is a downed aircraft Neil, but...good eyes all the same!"
2) Max: "What the fuck is that hairy bastard all about!?"
Scott: "Good God man...that could be the god-damned missing link"
Max & Scott: "Huh...uh.uh....huh...huh...cool"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the missing link mug.A psychotic action often done after one runs out of crack or rock. The user's mind is so fucked that he/she thinks that they must have dropped or hidden a piece of rock or crack so they proceed to bend over or get on their knees looking all over the ground or carpet to find this imaginary - but very real in their mind - piece they "dropped."
Ken: "I don't have anymore, and my boy is not answering his cell!"
Dick: "Is that it, I have $5 bucks and my Nikes if you can get another piece."
Ken: "He doesn't want shoes that are ripped to shit and $5 won't get you a slice of fucking soap knob!"
Ken - looking all over the living room, under the couch, in the closet picking up every piece of lint and bread crumb on the floor - "Fuck, I know I had another piece!"
Dick: "Quit specking guy, you're fucking me up...just go to bed!"
Dick: "Is that it, I have $5 bucks and my Nikes if you can get another piece."
Ken: "He doesn't want shoes that are ripped to shit and $5 won't get you a slice of fucking soap knob!"
Ken - looking all over the living room, under the couch, in the closet picking up every piece of lint and bread crumb on the floor - "Fuck, I know I had another piece!"
Dick: "Quit specking guy, you're fucking me up...just go to bed!"
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he she or he/she or he-she
Max: "Remember that chick I took outa the bar last night."
Scott: "Yea...I remember, I set you up with her" - laughing
Max: "Well, I get her home and I am sucking her tits, licking her tonsils, she's going wild..starts bobbing my Kong, I blow and reach for her pie...gonna do some carpet-munching....But she had a fucking Cock AND a snatch. I was so drunk, I almost pushed the cock aside to get some quim but nearly puked when I smelled it...nasty..nasty...nasty."
Scott: "No shit dude, so you had your first experience with a he-she you man-slut!"
Max: "Remember that chick I took outa the bar last night."
Scott: "Yea...I remember, I set you up with her" - laughing
Max: "Well, I get her home and I am sucking her tits, licking her tonsils, she's going wild..starts bobbing my Kong, I blow and reach for her pie...gonna do some carpet-munching....But she had a fucking Cock AND a snatch. I was so drunk, I almost pushed the cock aside to get some quim but nearly puked when I smelled it...nasty..nasty...nasty."
Scott: "No shit dude, so you had your first experience with a he-she you man-slut!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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2) A term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.
2) A term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.
1) Kirk: "Spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!"
2) Johnson: "Smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?"
Smith: "I'll get the kid and HE can bring you the marital aid!"
2) Johnson: "Smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?"
Smith: "I'll get the kid and HE can bring you the marital aid!"
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Get the marital aid mug.Extreme diarrhea. Nearly pure fluid generally yellow or light brown that comes forth while attempting to shit but finding out you have this problem. Shit that actually is more like piss
Scott: "After we had that $4 all-you-can eat Chinese buffet last night, I woke up with massive stomach cramps. I went to the can and was pissing out of my ass."
Max: "yea, I had the same problem, I went to the can to take a leak, finished, fealt I had to shit, turned around, sat down and ended up pissing out of my ass!"
Max: "yea, I had the same problem, I went to the can to take a leak, finished, fealt I had to shit, turned around, sat down and ended up pissing out of my ass!"
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Get the pissing out of my ass mug.This is the first of several films featuring Charles Bronson as Paul Kersey, a modern day urban equivalent of Robin Hood, Zorro, and the Lone Ranger. When initially released, Death Wish was immediately controversial as was Dirty Harry (1971). Audiences tended to be divided between those who were offended by what they considered to be excessive violence and those who (like Harry Callahan and Paul Kersey) had lost confidence in society's willingness and/or ability to respond effectively to violent crime.
When we first meet Kersey, he is in all respects a gentle man. A successful architect who is happily married to Joanna (Hope Lange) and a proud father of his beloved daughter, he is carefully positioned as a law-abiding citizen. After his wife and daughter are brutally attacked by thugs who escape punishment, Kersey commits himself to ridding the city of such crap. In fact, he seeks them out in the most likely areas (e.g. public parks and on subways), coldly and systematically killing as many as he can. Of course, other law abiding citizens are wholly supportive of his efforts but law enforcement officials fear the possible implications of such vigilantiism.
Directed by: Michael Winner
When we first meet Kersey, he is in all respects a gentle man. A successful architect who is happily married to Joanna (Hope Lange) and a proud father of his beloved daughter, he is carefully positioned as a law-abiding citizen. After his wife and daughter are brutally attacked by thugs who escape punishment, Kersey commits himself to ridding the city of such crap. In fact, he seeks them out in the most likely areas (e.g. public parks and on subways), coldly and systematically killing as many as he can. Of course, other law abiding citizens are wholly supportive of his efforts but law enforcement officials fear the possible implications of such vigilantiism.
Directed by: Michael Winner
"I watched 'Death Wish' and after turning off the DVD, I wondered why there weren't more heroic vigilantes out there." Good work "Kersey!"
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