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by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the garnormous mug.1) Electrical reference to a type of current. AC is Alternating Current, the type found in most houses. DC is Direct Current, the type one gets from a battery.
2) An excellent Australian band originally fronted by Bon Scott until he puked to death from drinking too much alcohol and replaced by Brian Johnson who ironically took the band to higher levels of success
3) A guy who swings both ways sexually. A bisexual. A guy who would turn to any page in a phone book, point randomly to a name, call it and fuck it if it agreed.
2) An excellent Australian band originally fronted by Bon Scott until he puked to death from drinking too much alcohol and replaced by Brian Johnson who ironically took the band to higher levels of success
3) A guy who swings both ways sexually. A bisexual. A guy who would turn to any page in a phone book, point randomly to a name, call it and fuck it if it agreed.
1) Max: "Can I touch this wire?"
Scott: "Sure, if you want to get a 20 Amp AC death shock...in fact...go ahead guy."
2) Max: "Have you heard of the band AC/DC dude?"
Scott: "Bonesmoker, unless you were just discovered hanging from a tree in the deep Brazilian rainforest you have heard of this awesome band. You have a large green leaf stuck in you shorts dwanker."
3) Max: "Why the fuck is Jason holding hands with that guy, I just saw him face-fucking Liz last night!?"
Scott: "He is AC/DC dude, he likes weiners and pie!"
Scott: "Sure, if you want to get a 20 Amp AC death shock...in fact...go ahead guy."
2) Max: "Have you heard of the band AC/DC dude?"
Scott: "Bonesmoker, unless you were just discovered hanging from a tree in the deep Brazilian rainforest you have heard of this awesome band. You have a large green leaf stuck in you shorts dwanker."
3) Max: "Why the fuck is Jason holding hands with that guy, I just saw him face-fucking Liz last night!?"
Scott: "He is AC/DC dude, he likes weiners and pie!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the AC/DC mug.A made up word used by total dwankers who think that they are ordering a stylish beverage but have infact totally fucked-up the pronunciation. See espresso.
Preppie dwanker: "I'll have an expresso and my partner will have an expresso frappe latte strawberry with light cream and a twist of lime...cane sugar on the side."
Server: "What the fuck is an 'expresso?' And would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood...this is an 'extreme getaway vacation' fruitloop; not Starbucks!"
Server: "What the fuck is an 'expresso?' And would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood...this is an 'extreme getaway vacation' fruitloop; not Starbucks!"
by psiscott May 2, 2006
Get the Expresso mug.Crap grown and sold by the Canadian Government to individuals requesting it who are in pain or have an ailment such as MS.
MS victim: "Dude, I just got on the list for some of that chronic medical marijuana."
Dude: "Error, you cannot use the word chronic in the same sentence as medical marijuana. The government obviously doesn't know where to get good enough seeds, or they don't want you to get too high so they sell you this shit. You could find a guy around here that could sell you a lot better shit than that for the same price."
Dude: "Error, you cannot use the word chronic in the same sentence as medical marijuana. The government obviously doesn't know where to get good enough seeds, or they don't want you to get too high so they sell you this shit. You could find a guy around here that could sell you a lot better shit than that for the same price."
by psiscott May 10, 2006
Get the medical marijuana mug.An individual that talks too much. Someone who talks endlessly on a phone dominating the conversation.
Madge: "I got a call from Burl last night, she talked on and on and on about her Iguana and quilting club. I ended up putting the phone down, making dinner going to the washroom and coming back to hear her still going on about Roe vs. Wade! She never paused or had me speak once!"
Gwen: "What a yakasaurus!"
Gwen: "What a yakasaurus!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the yakasaurus mug.A term used in error through ignorance or due to low self esteem to try to bring the actual level of one's stature or image up from the level of a trench or sewage bin.
The actual term - and the correct one - which is on the minds and tongues of the users is "CAMEL JOCKEY."
The actual term - and the correct one - which is on the minds and tongues of the users is "CAMEL JOCKEY."
Habib: "I ride a horse, I am an Arabian Knight."
Scott: " You got it half right Habib, you are an Arabian but whilst positioned on that....fragile..under-fed....equine, you are actually a camel jockey.' Notice the large HUMP positioned between the back and front end of the creature and the long snotty snout. You are riding a camel, and transporting it to Iraq...You are a camel jockey."
Scott: " You got it half right Habib, you are an Arabian but whilst positioned on that....fragile..under-fed....equine, you are actually a camel jockey.' Notice the large HUMP positioned between the back and front end of the creature and the long snotty snout. You are riding a camel, and transporting it to Iraq...You are a camel jockey."
by psiscott May 2, 2006
Get the Arabian Knight mug.NOT 1001 Knights. This has nothing to do with chivalry per se but a length of time; hence 'nights.'
The Book of One Thousand and One Nights - also known as The Book of a Thousand Nights and a Night, One Thousand and One Nights, 1001 Arabian Nights, Arabian Nights, The Nightly Entertainments or simply The Nights - is a medieval Middle-Eastern literary epic which tells the story of Scheherazade, a Sassanid Queen, who must relate a series of stories to her malevolent husband, the King, to delay her execution. The stories are told over a period of one thousand and one nights, and every night she ends the story with a suspenseful situation, forcing the King to keep her alive for another day. The individual stories were created over many centuries, by many people and in many styles, and they have become famous in their own right. Notable examples include Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves and The Seven Voyages of Sinbad the Sailor.
The Book of One Thousand and One Nights - also known as The Book of a Thousand Nights and a Night, One Thousand and One Nights, 1001 Arabian Nights, Arabian Nights, The Nightly Entertainments or simply The Nights - is a medieval Middle-Eastern literary epic which tells the story of Scheherazade, a Sassanid Queen, who must relate a series of stories to her malevolent husband, the King, to delay her execution. The stories are told over a period of one thousand and one nights, and every night she ends the story with a suspenseful situation, forcing the King to keep her alive for another day. The individual stories were created over many centuries, by many people and in many styles, and they have become famous in their own right. Notable examples include Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves and The Seven Voyages of Sinbad the Sailor.
Mitch: -- in a wannabe, I am a lit sophomore manner -- "If this continues we are going to have to call in the 1001 knights; to quote the title of a book."
Scott: "Wrong again guy; it is '1001 nights' as in 'the evening.' This is not a reference to guys in armour on the backs of horses!"
Scott: "Wrong again guy; it is '1001 nights' as in 'the evening.' This is not a reference to guys in armour on the backs of horses!"
by psiscott May 2, 2006
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