psiscott's definitions

yakasaurus

An individual that talks too much. Someone who talks endlessly on a phone dominating the conversation.

Madge: "I got a call from Burl last night, she talked on and on and on about her Iguana and quilting club. I ended up putting the phone down, making dinner going to the washroom and coming back to hear her still going on about Roe vs. Wade! She never paused or had me speak once!"
Gwen: "What a yakasaurus!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Expresso

A made up word used by total dwankers who think that they are ordering a stylish beverage but have infact totally fucked-up the pronunciation. See espresso.

Preppie dwanker: "I'll have an expresso and my partner will have an expresso frappe latte strawberry with light cream and a twist of lime...cane sugar on the side."

Server: "What the fuck is an 'expresso?' And would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood...this is an 'extreme getaway vacation' fruitloop; not Starbucks!"

by psiscott May 2, 2006

female actor

An unnecessary term for an actress. There has been some recent confusion in the biz due to some women who seem to think that they are not equal to men (women are in fact equal but distinctly and thankfully different.)
These egomaniacs insist that they are 'actors' which fucks up the rest of us who see that the obvious is in fact the case; that they are actresses. This term - 'actress' - was okay for Katherine Hepburn and other greats of her time...why is it necessary for these 'womyn'- as they likely wish to be addressed - to try to compete where no competition is needed or warranted. A man is a man; a woman is a woman. An actor is a man; an actress is a woman. It really is quite simple.

FEMALE ACTOR RAISES HELL:

Dan: "Would the actresses looking to audition for the role of Cleo please gather to my left."

Tiffy: "Oh my gawd...I don't SEEEEE any ACTRESSES here DAaaaaN....Show me...show me you BASTARD...show me an actress...show me; you chauvanist PIIIG! I am an ACTOR as are all of the W--I--M--Y--N----here...AND I refUSE to be asked to be on your left...there is no 'left.' There is only 'personal flow.'!!!"

Rachel: "Step aside wannabe.....go back to hustling tables."

Dan: "Miss...you can go to tent 4 if you want to audition for the actors' rolls. We are running takes for Terminator IV...you might fit in there."

by psiscott May 2, 2006

actor

In the biz a MALE who acts. If you are a female who believes she should be called an 'actor' then get a sex change...and see female actor for assistance.

Tom Cruise thinks that he is an actor. He was good when he was young, but now he is an egomaniac and should hire someone who is actually tough and large to do his 'cool dude' movies like "Mission Impossible." Tommy makes these movies unwatchable knowing that Nicole could likely kick his ass.
Some women think that they are actors. They are wrong. They are actresses. If they are actually hermaphrodites then they should be given the option; otherwise, the ACTING needs to stop at least with THIS word SNAFU.

by psiscott May 2, 2006

dwanker

A total idiot, a lost cause, a moron's mentor! A guy that could make you stupid just talking with him for 2 minutes.

As you watch a guy across the street trying to get a paper out of the newspaper box - while holding his coffee - he fumbles for a second, goes to put his coffee down and misses the side of the box, it spills on a passing woman dressed in pure white, as he tries hopelessly to save the coffee, the box suddenly comes open and quickly slams shut on his nuts. He yells in pain and shock....you slowly shake your head in disbelief and say: "What a dwanker!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

dillwad

Akin to dillweed but more derogatory sounding. A dolt moron dwanker wank wanker spaz idiot moron senseless

Joey: "Scott, I put all the papers on your desk into that little box by your filing cabinet, I hope I didn't disturb anything important?"

Scott: "Oh, no Joey you didn't disturb anything, you fucking DESTROYED EVERYTHING; you put my entire 700 page unpublished novel draft into the shredder you fucking dillwad!!!!"

by psiscott April 25, 2006

she

A word used to reference a male who is obviously showing signs of being gay. Used when everyone knows that the individual is a male but that the same individual is performing homosexual-like acts or speaking effeminately or simply acting gay. A Nancy boy.

Max: "That guy keeps looking at you and smiling...look, he just waved; is that one of your buyers dude?"
Scott: "Negative dillwad, she is obviously after my scrote. She asked if I wanted to dance in the washroom; I said 'no thanks'; but you might want to check with the guy I'm with; his name is Max!"
Max: "Excellent bonesmoker!!!"

by psiscott April 27, 2006