pappy's definitions

glurp

Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles

you are a fucking glurp

by Pappy July 13, 2004

goosh

The area between your ass and pussy/penis

dude, lets hit golfballs off my goosh.

by Pappy May 13, 2005

sand nip

An asian person from the sandy regions of the South Pacific.

I would move to Hawaii but I can't stand all the sand nips.

by Pappy February 9, 2005

gife

so dirty that this is the only word to describe that

filthy rotten teeth that are so dirty it makes ur eyes ache

by Pappy April 17, 2005

candy cane

When you splooge on a chicks face, then punch her in the fuckin nose so it bleeds.

I candy caned that bitch!

by Pappy July 13, 2004

binked

fucked, banged, rammed

"yo i binked yer girly last night"
"you what?"
"goddamn yer stupid."

by pappy July 28, 2004

douche

The more literal usage of the word "douche" refers to something clean and good (a vaginal cleaner). Yet to be called a douche is much more negative. Also can be used as a negative term in other forms, much more common as negative slang than the literal meaning. Similar to the way that a "fuck" is a good thing, but it's never good to be called one ("hey why'd you do that you stupid fuck!?") or to be fucked over, etc.

To put it in perspective:

In the more literal sense of the word:
When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits.

In the slangier, negative sense:
Now that I'm older and undergoing therapy I realize my priest really douched me over!

by pappy July 24, 2004