pappy's definitions

gife

so dirty that this is the only word to describe that

filthy rotten teeth that are so dirty it makes ur eyes ache

by Pappy April 17, 2005

candy cane

When you splooge on a chicks face, then punch her in the fuckin nose so it bleeds.

I candy caned that bitch!

by Pappy July 13, 2004

goosh

The area between your ass and pussy/penis

dude, lets hit golfballs off my goosh.

by Pappy May 13, 2005

douche

The more literal usage of the word "douche" refers to something clean and good (a vaginal cleaner). Yet to be called a douche is much more negative. Also can be used as a negative term in other forms, much more common as negative slang than the literal meaning. Similar to the way that a "fuck" is a good thing, but it's never good to be called one ("hey why'd you do that you stupid fuck!?") or to be fucked over, etc.

To put it in perspective:

In the more literal sense of the word:
When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits.

In the slangier, negative sense:
Now that I'm older and undergoing therapy I realize my priest really douched me over!

by pappy July 24, 2004

fleshy man tube

it's yo fuckin' cock

jimbo rammed his fleshy man tube into jane's hairy asshole

by pappy July 16, 2004

chocolate ho-ho

slang term for an anal sex where the receiving partner begins to shit as soon as the giver cums

man you said that bitch was nasty but i didna know she did the chocolate ho-ho!

by pappy July 17, 2004

Funt

i made this up when i was hang out with the hottest girl ever...but it looks like some other people stole it.... My diffention of funt is "fucking cunt"

Pappy turn to jizz and said " you are such a hot funt."

by PAPPY November 7, 2004