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turd fuck

poopsex. plain and simple, yo.
"i want some poopsex"
"be polite; call it turd fucking"
by pappy July 19, 2004
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glurp

by Pappy July 13, 2004
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man doll

In femdom, when a man is made to wear a strapon backwords so that it comes out from his backside so a woman can fuck his body without him getting any pleasure.
'Alice, do I have to be your man doll again tonight?!'
'Don't piss me off, I'm an icer'
by pappy July 17, 2004
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caps

The tips on spraycans which can (and should) be replaced depending on the width or type of coat you're trying to get - namely nice thin lines for that piece you've been working on under the fremont bridge.
Yo I need to get some fat caps so I can bomb that blacktop building downtown!
by pappy August 23, 2003
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aloner

An aloner is a boner you get from a lot less stimulation than you normally would. The aloner is caused by a decline in sexual activity or seeing live nude women.
Patty broke up with me and now I get aloners looking at Seventeen magazine.
by pappy July 17, 2004
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binked

"yo i binked yer girly last night"
"you what?"
"goddamn yer stupid."
by pappy July 28, 2004
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douche

The more literal usage of the word "douche" refers to something clean and good (a vaginal cleaner). Yet to be called a douche is much more negative. Also can be used as a negative term in other forms, much more common as negative slang than the literal meaning. Similar to the way that a "fuck" is a good thing, but it's never good to be called one ("hey why'd you do that you stupid fuck!?") or to be fucked over, etc.
To put it in perspective:

In the more literal sense of the word:
When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits.

In the slangier, negative sense:
Now that I'm older and undergoing therapy I realize my priest really douched me over!
by pappy July 24, 2004
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