pappy's definitions

man doll

In femdom, when a man is made to wear a strapon backwords so that it comes out from his backside so a woman can fuck his body without him getting any pleasure.

'Alice, do I have to be your man doll again tonight?!'
'Don't piss me off, I'm an icer'

by pappy July 17, 2004

glurp

Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles

you are a fucking glurp

by Pappy July 13, 2004

purple nurple

The unexpected squeezing and twisting of the nipple on a friend. Results in your nipple (nurple) turning purple.

Nathan decided to give his pappy a purple nurple. But pappy was too fast and now, Nathan has a purple nurple.

by Pappy April 13, 2003

coconut head

My grandson, Bricen, whose head looks like a fuzzy coconut.

His head is hard and fuzzy like a coconut.

by Pappy December 6, 2003

20

the number of balls 10 guys has

lets see.. how many balls are here?
19? HAH!

by pappy July 28, 2004

aloner

An aloner is a boner you get from a lot less stimulation than you normally would. The aloner is caused by a decline in sexual activity or seeing live nude women.

Patty broke up with me and now I get aloners looking at Seventeen magazine.

by pappy July 17, 2004

cheeba hawk

a perosn who does cheeba and is a slut

"yo cheeba hawk come her and suck on this" said adam whille he and a cheeba hawk where stoned

by pappy October 9, 2004