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1. pappy
Slang for Pap Smear, i.e. a medical procedure for the early detection of cancer in the cervix.
A naked business woman marches into the gynecologist's exam room, jumps on the table and places her feet in the stirrups. Her tight, bald yoni twitches with impatience.

"Ms...?" asks the doctor, still fumbling with her file.

"Spare me the chit-chat, Doc!" hisses the lady, tapping her watch. "Gimme a pappy and make it snappy!"
2. pappy
- n. - a father or grandfather, or old folk in general
Homie 1: Hey, wanna meet me in da alley and garden some Mary Jane?
Homie 2: Aw schnap, I gotta visit mah pappy! Maybe some other day...
Homie 1: Dayums, me too...I hate mah papps but I gotta score some watson from dat biatch...catcha Tuesday.
Homie 2: Yah-yah! Buhbye
3. pappy
to finger-bang an asian
You see that hot asian? I'd pappy her.
4. Pappy
A body build between Fat and Average. This person will be showing signs of weight gain but remains safe from ridicule.
"There not fat, there just pappy"
5. pappy
a name given by a friend or friends.another word meaning an amazingly amazing friend you love and couldn't live without :)<3
pappy is the greatest bestest friend in the world!
6. Pappy
a penis that is so strong, it can lift a car when it gets stiff
Hi my name is Pogo, want to jump on my pappy?
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7. pappy
An employee of a company who may not neccessarily be the highest in seniority, but is the oldest in a group of his/her peers at work.
Did you talk to pappy last night at work?
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