p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions

you're dead to me

To be used to tell someone off when someone tells the dirtiest joke you can possibly imagine.

Wanda: Why are little girls better than little boys? You can flip her over and then they look just the same.
Boss: That's the dirtiest joke I've ever heard. You have completely wrecked my plans to ask you out on a romantic candle-lit dinner, nail you, and finger guns to our fellow employees. You're dead to me. And you're fired.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 31, 2010

Online Degeneration Syndrome

The increasing tendency for the online community to embrace the degenerative tendencies of human anti-socialization.

Example of online degeneration syndrome:
My definition of kitten telekinesis got reject in under 2 hours, however my definition outlining an angsty rant about internet voyeur inorgasmia was published in the same 2 hours.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 1, 2011

slinky of death

an appropriate weapon substitute for security guards; to be used instead of police tazers.

The mall security apprehended me after he saw me push the spacially inept cellphone user on the escalator with my hot tea mittens. He took me to the dumpster behind the mall where 3 other security guards surrounded me and all began to pumel me with their slinky of deaths.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 5, 2011

felter

food and shelter

I'm going to go to the cathedral on uni as I heard they offer felter to homeless wags like I.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 6, 2010

animegasm

an orgasm resulting from the watching of, creating of, or participating in anime.

I just had the most mind blowing animegasm. It involves a girl you know, a goat, a brickwall, a lot of tissues, and a circle of old biddies watching and crying their jealous little eyeballs out.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 8, 2010

gray baby

Babies that are the result of union between a black and a white person because black + white = gray.

My parents expressly explained to me why it would be socially-economically complicated to bring home a gray baby and in the process forbid me from hiring any more homeless schizos to work for their private company.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 9, 2010

red tea

Red tea is made by a 3/4 completion of the fermentation process required to make black tea. Hence the fermentation is more complete than oolong tea which sits at 1/2, green tea which is unfermented but kiln fired, and white tea which is completely raw and sundried.

Red tea know for it's unparalleled aroma is a serious force of nature to be reckonned with.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 9, 2010