p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions

France

A good place to go if you're an internationally wanted fugitive, because they don't extradite.

Person 1: I think I need to leave the country.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Well I'm wanted by INTERPOL for secretly defrauding most of the countries in the G27.
Person 1: Did you defraud France?
Person 2: I don't think so.

Person 1: Bon Voyage. Send me le vin.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

ameobaphiliac

Being in love with diseases, being enamoured by diseases. Different from hypochondira in that it stems not from a fear or false preceptions of having a diseases but from a genuine interest.

My grandma thinks she's always sick and loves going to the hospital. Everyone calls her a hypochondriac, but when I see the sparkle in her eyes when she starts on about her diseases, I've come to realize that she's an ameobaphiliac.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 13, 2010

Greg Kriesel

The incredibly sexy man-whore, responsible for the arbitrarily pitched backing vocals for AFI.

Person 1: *shouts over noise of speaker* AFI's vocals seem very consistent, today.
Person 2: Oh, that's because Greg Kriesel's off screwing groupies.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

wallpaper tattoo

A wallpaper tattoo is a tattoo of a pattern or print, like leopard print, fishnet, or paisely.

I'm scottish so I got a wallpaper tattoo of plaid around my thighs.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010

internet sociopath lie detector

It's the built internal mechanism that reins in your ability to lie compulsively about your age, sex, hair colour, and/or location on the internet just becuase you can, some people have it, some people don't.

SkitZoe: I was playing elfquest online and I may have told silverkiss123 that I'm a fourteen-year-old emo abuse victim at which point he became very adamant about his love for me and determination to fly in from Belgium and rescue me. Do you think I can pull that off?
Internet Sociopath Lie Detector: That's a no, and now report immediately to church.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 26, 2010

zwitter

A safe way to call a person a hermaphrodite to their face. Unless the person speaks German, then you're out of luck.

Person 1: Hi, Zwitter.
Hermaphrodite: Hey, guys. I might just have the best nickname, of all.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

hippy-crit

A person who is simultaneously impressed by the a definition on urban dictionary for its verbal prowess, creativity, absurdity, humour, etc. and at the same time disgusted or morally outraged by the definition and proceeds to give the def. the thumbs up followed immediately by the thumbs down, just to be fair.

hippy-crit: HAHAHAHAHHAH! The shocker! I've never laughed so hard in my life. Thumbs up! However anal penetration is wrong and not what Jesus would have wanted, so thumbs down.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010