p@$$ing thr.ugh's definitions

France

A good place to go if you're an internationally wanted fugitive, because they don't extradite.

Person 1: I think I need to leave the country.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Well I'm wanted by INTERPOL for secretly defrauding most of the countries in the G27.
Person 1: Did you defraud France?
Person 2: I don't think so.

Person 1: Bon Voyage. Send me le vin.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

feng shui

the deliberate malicious rearranging of furniture to create a tripping hazzard for unsuspecting victims.

I went into the living room to put back the phone without flipping the light switch and became a victim of feng shui when I faceplanted onto the recently relocated aerobics trampoline.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 1, 2010

karma

Karma is a 7-foot tall guy who wears a large dirty burlap sack over his head, has his knees on backwards, and a taxidermied parrot on his shoulder, and comes over once in a while to punch you in the face "saying I know what you did last summer."

*doorbell*
Me: Who is it? Coming!
*punched in the face*
Karma: "I know what you did last summer."
Me: OW!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

pooko

a masculinized version of pooka: According to Irish Myth, a leprachaun, of slightly meaner mischief.

If you don't put milk out for the pookos at night they'll get annoyed and burn your house down.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 14, 2010

zweedt

the compulsion to stockpile cuban cigars en masse, also the expression used to describe the experience of smoking a cuban cigar.

*smoking a cuban* Person 1: zweedt
*smoking inferior tobbaco* Person 2: Where'd you get that cigar, mine tastes like licking a used tire incinerator.
*clearly gloating* Person 1: I suffer from zweedt.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

Reprograming

It's what you call it when, you're family finds you, takes you home from the cult, and deprograms you, then the cult finds you again, takes you back from your family, and has to go through the process of brainwashing you all over again.

Father Sirius: Good news, children, we have located Sally, and she still would love to be with us all when the great ship comes to take us to the Mecca of the stars, unfortunately her family don't believe in our destiny, so I need you to go to her house and bring her back to us.

Sister R5G331D: First reprograming Sally, then saltine, crackers and space milk. It's the greatest day ever!

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 21, 2010

pitchforked

When you're invited to a friend's house for under false pretenses of "tea and jam", but when you get there, you're friend starts breaking out the porn, proceeding to get their "freak on", and encouraging you to do the same.

Ingrid: How'd lunch go at Sam's.
Ella: I was pitchforked. I don't want to talk about it.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010