a wee green man (not to be confused with alien) that comes from ireland. They are often found pissed from drinking too much quality irish drink or smoking to much 'ganjabhang', and if they are found in this way it is likely the leprachaun gives away his gold treasure and good luck. Leprachauns are impossible to catch and even harder to see. If you do see one - you're pissed.
'jesus mary and holy saint joseph - did I just see a wee leprachaun??'
'No ferghal, that would be your cousin.'
'No ferghal, that would be your cousin.'
by Colette February 21, 2004
a retard is also known as a "leprachaun"
by ash_rox June 12, 2006
The act of walking up to a midget, punching them in the groin and screaming "I found your pot of gold!!!."
Myrna the midget was hospitalized for 3 weeks after her boyfriend performed the unlucky leprachaun during intercourse.
by pta391 June 27, 2009
must be a male from either ireland or of irish american decent who after having anal sex with a female in her dwelling(must be at her place) pulls out and wipes his dick/penis on her window curtains(preferably white curtains) and quickly puts on his clothes and runs out the door laughing his ass off.
I being the irish mick that I am pick up this chick at Mcfaddens after the game and went back to her place and gave the pig a Dirty Leprachaun.
by Stoliorange November 15, 2010
The original inhabitants before the creation St.Patricks Day in accordance to Afrocentric History. They were 3 foot tall black peolle who lived in the enchanted Irish forests.
by Afrocentric Debunker November 1, 2018
dude my chick was so drunk and could even sit on the toilet so i convinced her to give me a splendid leprachaun, it was magical.
by xdan828x January 1, 2010
Your dad has leprachaun's buckle.
by ilikeurn00dle69 December 8, 2009