hippy-crit 

A person who is simultaneously impressed by the a definition on urban dictionary for its verbal prowess, creativity, absurdity, humour, etc. and at the same time disgusted or morally outraged by the definition and proceeds to give the def. the thumbs up followed immediately by the thumbs down, just to be fair.

hippy-crit: HAHAHAHAHHAH! The shocker! I've never laughed so hard in my life. Thumbs up! However anal penetration is wrong and not what Jesus would have wanted, so thumbs down.

hippy-crit by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010

Hippy Critical 

When a hippy makes that all-too-common switch to consumer around their mid twenties.

hippy 1 : "Man I saw Murphy all coked up and being a snarky prick last night at a sports bar... and wearing pink shorts."

hippy 2 : "Ya, he's been really hippy critical lately. Fuckin pussy I hate him."

Hippy Critical by Stitchur Pistol September 18, 2010

Hippo-crite 

A hippo-crite is a term used for when fat person makes fun of another fat person based on weight. The average hippo-crite will most likely wear a big sweater so that their fat won't jiggle as much, they usually target a person who is either the same size of him/her or bigger. In some rare cases a hippo-crite will sometimes insult someone who is smaller than him/her( like chubby or slightly plump). The best thing you can do when you see a hippo-crite in action is to quickly and without mercy, call them out on their BS, point out the sweater that he/she wears and if needed, make an example of them. Trust me, a reality check would really help them out in the future.

hippo-crite: HA! look at this fat ass with his double whopper tits. Was your body naturally born made of jell-o.

You*calling him out*: Oh please bitch when you take off your jacket, your gut and tits imitate a waterfall. You take small steps so you don't quake the earth and wear a big ass sweater so that your gut won't imitate ocean waves whenever you breathe. Your such a hippo-crite

Hippo-crite by The Truth about People September 6, 2013

HIPPO-critical 

Feminist celebrities who betray SJW causes for financial gain.

Fat nagging females who constantly complain about their husbands.

Lena Dunham said her male writers sexual assault accuser was one of the 3% who made a false accusation yet said previously women lie about lunch, not rape. Scarlet Johansen berates James Franco but defends her director Woody Allen accusations as here say. Both are hippo-critical hags who sell their cause out for money.

Rosie Odonel accepted hush money instead of going to the police and charging Harvey Weinstein with rape. That makes Rosie hippo-critical and her accounts of events unreliable.

Honey Booboo's mother June was so hippo-critical that no man could possibly put up with her.

HIPPO-critical by Captain Trunch January 21, 2018

Hippo-Crite 

erika

She’s such a Hippo-Crite!

Hippo-Crite by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025

hippocritic 

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

hippocritic by jpg3 October 8, 2011

hippocritical 

Adj. Being both large and judgmental of others.

I don't mean to be hippocritical, but that person should not be wearing those tight clothes.

hippocritical by Karaoke Roy November 8, 2013