An Item used to prevent gloating

When someone brings something up just to seem important and above you.

Often used by lonely people that want to be a part of something. They also want everyone to know they are a part of something and are overexcited about being included, or insecure that they never were included before and want everyone to know they are included without directly telling them.

If the person is clueless gloating about a party, often times they asked to be invited or found out about it and will show up uninvited.

A person at your local rock climbing gym who brags and constantly brings up other people's failures and their own small accomplishments in order to make themselves feel better. Brags and makes others feel sorry for even participating in this amazing sport. Most of the time is a male.

The Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber does not brag by choice. He needs to brag in order to sexually arouse himself because he has no confidence in himself unless he his gloating.

Often extremely insecure and rarely gets laid.

Often uses terms like "fag, donkey balls, knob gobbler, scrotum sucker, gay, and homo" to belittle others while simultaneously hinting that they are confused about their own sexuality.

When you keep posting pictures or commenting about the winning candidate who you happened to vote for in an election. The reverse of political whining.

To brag. Gloating usually involves bringing up someone else's failures, not just the gloater's successes.

Posture used when a person is gloating. The person has their body errect and moving side to side bragging about things that their friends do not have.

Derived from the term Gettin' Some Ted. Refers to reaching the green in under regulation. Specifically, this means reaching the green in one shot on a par 4, and two shots on a par 5. Just as with Gettin' Some Ted, the proclamation of Super Ted is best facilitated by a cash-based team competition. Due to its rare occurance, it is usually worth substantially more cash, often 'Tall Cash.' When achieveing Super Ted, it is generally acceptable to relentlessly demean your opponents, breaking their spirit to the point that an overall win in the match becomes very probable. Super Ted is rumored to make your penis grow two inches on the spot, but this is completely unfounded and by the sheer laws of physics, is almost certainly untrue. This rumor may have started because ahieveing Super Ted is apparently so awesome, it probably gives the person that accomplished it a boner.