10 definitions by oso31
Verb.
To fool people into believing you are doing something amazing and spectacular when you are not. To lie. Taken from the Man vs. Wild show, where Bear Grylls supposedly made rafts and lived out in the wild, when in fact, other people were making the rafts while he slept in a comfy bed.
To fool people into believing you are doing something amazing and spectacular when you are not. To lie. Taken from the Man vs. Wild show, where Bear Grylls supposedly made rafts and lived out in the wild, when in fact, other people were making the rafts while he slept in a comfy bed.
I used to think the guy in Man vs. Wild was cool, but it turns out he just Bear Gryllsed everybody into thinking he was doing something amazing. I'd rather watch Survivorman...
by oso31 September 13, 2007
1. N. A twisted mind who comes up with the most obscene, perverted terms and submits them to the UD. The preferred technique of the termvert is to take a term that sounds very harmless by itself (a.k.a., Cleveland Steamer, Frosty the Snowman, Tuscan T-Bone) and subfuse it with the most profane meaning possible.
Note: Termverts were once thought to be confined to bored teen-agers from upper class neighborhoods, but it’s now assumed to have settled mostly with middle-aged men residing in cube farms.
2. Adj. Of, by, or like a termvert.
Note: Termverts were once thought to be confined to bored teen-agers from upper class neighborhoods, but it’s now assumed to have settled mostly with middle-aged men residing in cube farms.
2. Adj. Of, by, or like a termvert.
Tom: I have a new definition for the Urban Dictionary. I call it the Tuscan T-Bone.
Doug (after reading it): Ugh. That’s disgusting.
Tom: Isn’t it awesome? Let’s post it to the UD.
Doug: Great idea. This is the best termvert definition ever.
Doug (after reading it): Ugh. That’s disgusting.
Tom: Isn’t it awesome? Let’s post it to the UD.
Doug: Great idea. This is the best termvert definition ever.
by oso31 January 14, 2009
Similar to the Stairway to Heaven, but instead of rusty trombones up and down the staircase, it is a daisy-chain of people doing Cleveland Steamers on each other. Extra points if you can work the staircase in sequence.
by oso31 December 6, 2006
Meaning the same as "less is more," but with a Man vs. Wild vs. Survivorman twist. Les Stroud, star of Survivorman, has an admittedly less exciting (yet more educational and interesting) show than Man vs. Wild's Bear Grylls. But since Bear's show is as realistic as Baywatch is a show about lifeguarding and Survivorman actually has good tips...Les is More...
I could try packing everything and the kitchen sink on this dayhike, but as I learned on Survivorman, I'll just take my multi-tool. Les is More...
by oso31 September 14, 2007
1. n. Nickname for the Mississippi River, the second longest river in the United States.
2. n., adj. When your crap is so muddy and foul, you can catch catfish in it.
2. n., adj. When your crap is so muddy and foul, you can catch catfish in it.
Tippy: Come take a look at this - I just crapped the Mighty Mississippi!
Playa: Oh, Gawd! Did you break a levee?
Playa: Oh, Gawd! Did you break a levee?
by oso31 July 11, 2008
Adj. Type of information carried around inside a man's head that he thinks is a mark of intelligence when in fact it is idiotic trivia. Ironically, in many cases everyone already knows the fact, or it is wrong.
Sally: Do you like my tan this summer?
Tim: Sure. Did you know that the mask in the movie "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk mask painted white?
Sally: Yes dear. Everyone knows that.
Tim: Well, did you know that the red dot on the 7-Up can represents the inventor's eye? He was an albino.
Sally: You are an idiot. Stop using such uselessful information.
Tim: Sure. Did you know that the mask in the movie "Halloween" was a Captain Kirk mask painted white?
Sally: Yes dear. Everyone knows that.
Tim: Well, did you know that the red dot on the 7-Up can represents the inventor's eye? He was an albino.
Sally: You are an idiot. Stop using such uselessful information.
by oso31 November 4, 2008
1. A menu item at Olive Garden. Grilled 18 oz choice T-bone brushed with Italian herbs. Served with Tuscan potatoes and bell peppers.
2. A Tuscan T-Bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually Italian, chick's pussy. He first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his cock into her taint. All of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a "T".
2. A Tuscan T-Bone occurs when a guy is ready to slide it gently into a cute, usually Italian, chick's pussy. He first takes a peek to enjoy the view and discovers a disgustingly hairy crotch, tries to ram it in before he gets sick, misses her camouflaged hole, and jams his cock into her taint. All of this ends with his bone crumpled into the shape of a "T".
Bill: Ouch! Shit!
Sophie: What happened?
Bill: What do you mean, what happened? I took one look at your snatch and ended up with a Tuscan T-Bone. You could warn a guy!
Sophie: What happened?
Bill: What do you mean, what happened? I took one look at your snatch and ended up with a Tuscan T-Bone. You could warn a guy!
by oso31 May 31, 2007