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An adjective, referring to Bear Grylls, the British man who is a former member of SAS, the world record holder for being the youngest British person ever to climb Mount Everest and survive. Bear Grylls is also the host of the Discovery Channel program "Man Vs. Wild." On this program, Grylls constantly risks life and limb to demonstrate how to survive in different climates and situations. The term "Bear Grylls" is used to describe something incredibly daring, brave, manly, or just rediculously awesome.
Johnny shaves with a knife. Johnny is bear grylls.

Steve is bear grylls because he fought a lion with his bare hands.
by Wenzel March 16, 2007
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Adj. - To identify any living thing as a good source of protein before cutting its head off and eating it.
Guy 1: I threw a large piece of wood at a rabbits head and killed it.
Guy 2: Damn son. Bear Grylls that shit!
by Johnny Dickionary November 13, 2007
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The most badass motherfucker ever. Best known for his show, Man Vs Wild on the discovery channel. This guy will do anything possible to survive while trying to get out of a certain harsh environment. Such as, drinking your own piss or eating a sheeps eyeball. Although there are claims of his show being "fake", it's still very educational and helpful.
Bear Grylls is one of the coolest brits alive(IMO)
by tonitewedineinhell December 14, 2007
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Bear Grylls>Les Stroud
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A BEAR GRYLLS is known to be the deadliest creature on the Earth. when encountering a BEAR GRYLLS, use extreme caution. use a heavy english accent when adressing a BEAR GRYLLS. if the BEAR GRYLLS begins to do aerobics naked next to a fire in Siberia, you must proceed into emergency actions...
Emergency Actions: 1-Scratch Armpits and make sounds like a Walrus.
2-do the Kit-Kat handshake with yourself....fast.

3-make yourself seem inferior, (which you are) to the BEAR GRYLLS, this is doneby making gesturees of a blowjob.

4-shake a baby
5-shake another baby
6-put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye

If this doesn't work, pelvic thrust again and again until the threat goes away. but DO NOT rap harcore, the BEAR GRYLLS will charge. If the BEAR GRYLLS decides he is going to kill you, there is nothing you can do, he will rip you limb from limb. I once saw a BEAR GRYLLS get shot square in the eye, and didn't even blink.
My brother was attacked by a BEAR GRYLLS and combusted
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1. A hardcore British mountaineer, ex-army character with a tendancy for extremely adventurous behaviour. Once fell out of a plane over the Sahara desert.

2. A slang word for pills, a.k.a, ecstacy, beans, e. Consumed in nightclubs and parties across the world. The phrase is understood to have originated around the East London club scene.
"Did you see Bear Grylls last night? He made a raft out of his own face after killing a crocodile with a spoon".

"Man, I'm totally fucked and gurning my face off, where's that kid who sold me the Bear Grylls? I want some more".
by Nicky D September 18, 2007
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Host of television show Man vs. Wild. Bear Grylls is know to be the manliest man to ever walk the planet. He has been known to eat fruit from bear feces and sleep in a carcass. Bear Grylls is definitely the toughest man on earth and is the epitome of greatness and manliness.
Bear Grylls can win a fight with a lion with one leg and no arms.
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