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9 definitions by nN

 
1.
Masturbation when likely to get caught.
See danger wank
Richard, deciding to see what a risk wank was really like, dropped his trousers, shouted "Mum!" and got to work.
by nN June 01, 2004
 
2.
Child/teenager of low moral fibre, usually clad in sportswear such as Adidas, Nike, Rockport and Kappa, though some dress as skaters. Typical activities include underage drinking, drug taking, burglary, joyriding, shoplifting and vandalism (especially of the public transport system).

Scranners are often found playing truant from school, and when attending they are often disruptive and usually reside in the bottom sets due to their chronic inability to do any work.

Males are often arrested by the age of 16. For femailes replace "arrested" with "pregnant" though it is not uncommon for females to be arrested too.

Origin; it is unknown exactly where are when the word was coined, but it emerged in North-West Leeds, UK, in the mid/late 1990s.

Synonyms; scally chav kappa slapper townie
If he calls me a scranner again I'm gonna batter him, then I'm gonna go get smashed, rob someone and buy some drugs!
by nN June 01, 2004
 
3.
Trashy riverside people.
Far from beach cities.
"Damn that kid is such a 909er"
by nn January 23, 2004
 
4.
An word often used in the means of offending another person.
You'r almost as stupid as svarten! or That's so simple even svarten would manage to do it!
by nn October 15, 2003
 
5.
L337 version of spooner.
LOLZ, you're such a sp00ner!
by nN January 13, 2005
 
6.
When a guy has sex with a girl while she is on her period.
I don't think they had sex unless he was dirty dickin' cause she has her period.
by nn April 22, 2004
 
7.
A cross between a spade and a knife; a sharp spade
Just pass my spafe and I shall dig my way to the goblin realm!
by nN January 14, 2005