wonderfully delightful little frozen burritos
will you put that chimichanga in the mic for me so i can enjoy its savory splendidness in a little less than a minute? thanks
A mexican delicasy, Only found everywhere in the unitedstates and in grocery stores
A gift from heaven.
Dude 1:Yo mayne we needa get us a chimichanga ese
Dude 2: Ell yeah man thats like a gift from 'eaven
An aesthetically pleasing pair of breasts.
Whoa, that woman's chimichangas are hard to miss!
A deep-fried burrito sent from God to please humanity. Deadpool's favorite food.
Deadpool: "I can say 'Chimichanga' in seven languages."
While more commonly known as a declicious burrito-like Mexican food, a "chimichanga" has been used as far back as 2002 in the New York City region as slang for a unit of time equivalent to approximately 8 minutes.
The specific unit of time a "chimichanga" designates is the subject of debate, as its origin lies in the fact that it takes 1 stoned undergraduate about 8 minutes to consume 1 chimichanga. Most agree that the measurement is exactly 8 minutes 21 seconds, hence "approximately 8 minutes," but only two witnesses were present for the eating of the original chimichanga and both were killed three months later in a freak rhino mauling at the San Diego Wild Animal Park.
Dude, did you SEE Gettysburg? That shit lasted like 30 chimichangas, man!
A sex act where one of the 3 participants is wrapped up tightly in a strong duvet which cuts off blood circulation to the arms and legs and only the head and anus of the person is visible. A Mexican or a person of Mexican descent uses extra hot salsa as a lubrication and fully inserts one or more fingers into the persons anus whilst performing their native Mexican dance - "The Shimmyshanga". Meanwhile the other participant dips his or her genitals in sour cream dip and/or guacamole. They then continue to use various rapid movements to pleasure themselves using the trapped participants face.
-"Hey man how did you and Shannice get on last night?"
-"We hooked up with Pedro and went home. Things got pretty hot and spicy and we ended up doing the chimichanga alllllll night long"
-"i feel awful this morning. feels like I've been wrapped up in a strong duvet whilst a mexican fingered my ass
with hot salsa
whilst another person slapped a sour cream cock
in my face."
-"Mate. You've been chimichanga-ed"
a warm sponge; christened with the icing of a wet dribbling fart
That mug was being a right fag, so i shoved a chimi changa in his face