varting

A vaginal fart. See also queefing

Stop varting at me!
That wasn't a fart, that was a vart

by MP October 26, 2004

put me down

Another way of sayin "sex me"

when are we gonna put it down? // when are we gonna make love

by mp February 08, 2004

level bookie

to get some good sex

yesterday i got level bookie

by mp December 26, 2003

Bu$h

Stupidest man to hold presidency of US.
Puts pseudo old testament fundamentalist religious beliefs discovered during a college drunk session ahead of facts when sending young kids who think they are being patriotic off to die while killing people with brown skin... thinks Vietnam was a noble act.

Killed most people in state sponsered execution in Us while governor of Texas.

Bush is thinking again, said Carl rove. I can smell something burning.

by mp January 30, 2005

Assgrapes

toilet paper that has been left behind while wippeing the ass and have harded.

by MP March 01, 2003

stoich

a bitchy, uptight girl

that babe is too stoich

by mp December 26, 2003

cough/cool

bad ass song written by the Misfits in the late 70's, early 80's. No guitars in the song, only a muffed keyboard song played by Glenn Danig.

Cough/Cool is an evil song, and it doesn't even have guitars!

by mp February 04, 2005