1. To sodomize in a manner which produces santorum
; to screw-over in a particularly nasty way.
2. To give something the quality of santorum
; to make a mess of.
3. To revile or damn a person or thing by using its name as an offensive neologism, as in santorum
1. Yeah, I santorumized him good.
2. Damn, you really santorumized that pillowcase.
3. You can't santorumize "Bush," really, because bush already has so many meanings.