MP's definitions

syrup

Final Definition... the shit is CODEINE from COUGH SYRUP... aint no fucking rum and shit none of that gay shit..... its HYDROCODONE, CODEINE whatever from PRESCRIBED COUGH SYRUP u cant BUY SYRUP so anyone who thinks u can ur damn stupid unless u stay in mexico. Some ppl call it TUSS from 'hydro-tussin' meaning its a cough supressant with HYDROCODONE in it. Fuck all that shit yall talkin bout. (Popular in Houston texas, and throughout texas nowadays and Louisiana)

You usually " po up " (to mix it with) in a fruitopia or a sprite... hence the other slang for it "purple sprite"

Im fixin to sip the syrup.

by mp March 12, 2004

Assgrapes

toilet paper that has been left behind while wippeing the ass and have harded.

by MP February 28, 2003

G-money

n. this is the alter ego of graham baum. g-money is often seen sporting iced out chains and often refers to himself in third person. he has excellent pimping skills with the ladies. he wheres fury hats and cromed out teeth (like flava flav)

g-money says ,"hello ladies, its g-money. y'all wanna hop in my ride?"

by MP October 25, 2004

santorumize

1. To sodomize in a manner which produces santorum; to screw-over in a particularly nasty way.

2. To give something the quality of santorum; to make a mess of.

3. To revile or damn a person or thing by using its name as an offensive neologism, as in santorum.

1. Yeah, I santorumized him good.
2. Damn, you really santorumized that pillowcase.
3. You can't santorumize "Bush," really, because bush already has so many meanings.

by mp April 9, 2005

Phaneufing

To give back or donate items generously to others. such as presents, cars or hockey pucks.

I didnt feel so good this morning until I started phaneufing.

by Mp May 13, 2013

Gilford

Gilford

pretty much the sweetest place ever. Located in the midst of the Lakes Region, home to some pretty awesome kids ie. Matt Pumphret.

Guy One: Where you from, Gilford?

Guy Two: Hells Yeah, G-UNIT!!!

Guy One: That's stupid...

by mp February 3, 2005

b331z

One who enjoys gay/animal sex.Someone who then devours the haj from the multiple fags/animals which then swallows.Someone who wants to bang their cousin,incesting mother fucker.

Damn B331z your one crazy swallowing haj machine.Suck it good u lil bitch.

by MP January 22, 2004