MP's definitions

varting

A vaginal fart. See also queefing

Stop varting at me!
That wasn't a fart, that was a vart

by MP October 26, 2004

stoich

a bitchy, uptight girl

that babe is too stoich

by mp December 26, 2003

b331z

One who enjoys gay/animal sex.Someone who then devours the haj from the multiple fags/animals which then swallows.Someone who wants to bang their cousin,incesting mother fucker.

Damn B331z your one crazy swallowing haj machine.Suck it good u lil bitch.

by MP January 22, 2004

yars

an english measurement used by the chinese with an accent; discovered by the curious mind of matt lu

Matt Lu: Coasch, how many yars off the ball?

by mp January 12, 2005

Pantsing

The act or practice of pulling someone's pants down.

The Seniors and I went pantsing today. The Freshmen never had a chance.

by MP February 7, 2005

Phaneufing

To give back or donate items generously to others. such as presents, cars or hockey pucks.

I didnt feel so good this morning until I started phaneufing.

by Mp May 13, 2013

santorumize

1. To sodomize in a manner which produces santorum; to screw-over in a particularly nasty way.

2. To give something the quality of santorum; to make a mess of.

3. To revile or damn a person or thing by using its name as an offensive neologism, as in santorum.

1. Yeah, I santorumized him good.
2. Damn, you really santorumized that pillowcase.
3. You can't santorumize "Bush," really, because bush already has so many meanings.

by mp April 9, 2005