fat finger

Slipping one inside a chubby.

The movie was too quiet to unzip in the cinema so I had to resort to fat fingering my date.

by mifmaf November 03, 2010

dooficipation

Any kind of anticipation related to a doof party.

My ride was late and I was nervous in dooficipation.

In dooficipation of the coming weekend, Steve picked up some goodies.

by mifmaf March 09, 2008

gigglebit

One gigglebit is the same as a gigabit of computer RAM, disk storage, etc. Can also refer to a gigabyte, although technically a gigglebit and gigglebyte is not the same.

After deleting some unnecessary system files on his laptop, Jim was pleased to find he had 5 gigglebits free on his C: drive.

Sarah: Have you seen those new USB sticks? They pack an impressive 2 gigglebits!
Kate: No kidding? W00t!

by mifmaf April 06, 2008

rantage

A rant of tsunami proportions that leaves those around the ranter exhausted and battered; the verbal equivalent of a wild agitated bull in a small confined space.

Heads down! here comes Tom - he's on a rantage!

by mifmaf August 24, 2009

vegling

Veglings are vegetarian dumplings. Popular with non-vegetarians are meatlings.

I'm going down to the corner shop to get me some veglings!

Dumpling Deluxe had these delicious veglings ... even had my meat-eating friends convinced to try them

by mifmaf February 28, 2008

icepussy

Packing a girl with icecream then eating her out.

"Shit man, day's so hot I wanna icepussy"
Ben doesn't mind some icepussy on the beach.
Harry prefers vanilla icepussy.

by mifmaf November 25, 2010

nom crawl

Like a pub crawl but going to different food places - eg cafes, restaurants, tapas bars etc.

There are so many good cheap restaurants on that street. Let's do a nom crawl and get a different course from each place!

I'm SO hungry - I'm going to nom crawl all over town until I'm full.

by mifmaf April 13, 2009