Definitions by lozza

i-spod

Someone who actually believes that owning an Ipod has changed his life for the better, and makes it his mission to convert others to his cause.

Tom's become a total i-spod, man

i-spod by lozza December 14, 2004

Lozza 

Generally wicked dude he hangs and rocks out with Tom. Hes dead ARD but tom isnt quite as ard.

Lozza is well wikky innit!!

Lozza by Lozza November 15, 2004

It's not you, it's me. 

When ur partner wants to break up with you. They tell you, "It's not you, it's me." It basically means, I wana dump u cos ur mingin and that guy/bird over there is miles fitter, so l8r loser...

Ur holding hands with ur b.f/g.f and are smitten with each other, when suddenly, this really fit guy/girl walks by, you can see your partner druelling @ the site of them. They tell you that its not working and that, "Its not you, it's me."

It's not you, it's me. by LoZzA April 30, 2004

pignose

A total SEX GOD, in the league of Andrew Grice.

We were up all night long, I couldn't get enough, he was a total pignose.

pignose by Lozza January 21, 2004

bo shank 

when somethings allgood its the "bo shank"

"yeah nigga that be the bo shank"

bo shank by lozza December 9, 2003

pshh 

when some dutty ass woman is all up in yo face tryin to give it all that and she aint got shiz.

"pshh, get out my face ho"

pshh by lozza November 25, 2003

relg 

kinda like 'really' but originates from the gheto of southend-on-sea

its actualy relg kick, sound like a tru pimp ass nigga wen u usin dis word

relg by Lozza September 29, 2003