52 definitions by led zeppole
The gradual decline of one's intellectual capacity that begins at middle age.
A variation of the word menopause.
A variation of the word menopause.
by led zeppole November 16, 2003
An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."
by led zeppole November 24, 2003
An alternative name for tequila. Refers to its use as a painkiller by the poor and those without health insurance who cannot afford prescription painkillers.
by led zeppole November 25, 2003
An excellent example of Engrish. I found this phrase a definition of South Korea submitted on September 5, 2003 by someone named Park SJ. Look up the definition and see for yourself. Sounded so hilarious that it deserved its own entry in UD. Has the potential to become the new all your base are belong to us.
Now that I have a wireless router hooked up to a DSL, I can get the most plenty of fast internet anywhere in my home!
by led zeppole December 6, 2004
An intravenous drug addict who injects their fix between their toes to make the track marks less conspicuous.
Christopher Moltisanti was a toe popper, shooting heroin between his toes, before Tony Soprano sent him to rehab (and threatened to kill him).
by led zeppole November 8, 2003
A badge of shame worn by the low-paid, low-skilled workers at retail stores like Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot. The smocks worn by employees of these stores are usually covered in advertising. They are also usually filthy. Source of the term smock job.
If you need to find a salesperson at Wal-Mart, just look for a nasty, big-assed white trash woman in stretch pants and a dirty smock. When you speak to her, you can put money on it that she will call you "hon."
by led zeppole March 19, 2004
Beer breakfast is related to a common morning ritual of single males known as dreakfast, the consuming of leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast. Beer is often a part of this meal. Women tend to find it repulsive.
While you make the pancakes and get out the brew for beer breakfast, I'm going to snack on cold pizza from last night's party for dreakfast.
by led zeppole November 2, 2003