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53 definitions by led zeppole

 
1.
Popular term used to describe the Atlantic Ocean coastline of the State of New Jersey in the United States. New Jersey natives who are planning to go to the area often say they are going "down the shore". The term "Jersey Shore" is often shortened to simply "The Shore" by natives of New Jersey (just as the name of the state is sometimes shortened to just Jersey). The Jersey Shore is composed of the coastal communities of (from north to south) Monmouth, Ocean, Atlantic and Cape May counties. Though the city of Cape May has been a summer retreat since the 1760's, the Jersey Shore did not become a truly popular summer resort area until the mid-19th century, when railroads made it relatively easy for people to travel to the region. Summer tourism accounts for a large percentage of the economies of the four Jersey Shore counties, especially in Atlantic (home of Atlantic City) and Cape May counties (Cape May County's economy is almost entirely dependent on tourism). Jersey Shore locals sometimes refer to summer tourists as bennies (most often heard in Monmouth and Ocean counties) or shoobies (generally used in Atlantic and Cape May counties). Visitors to the Jersey Shore often ask why the region is called "shore" and not "beach." The truth is, nobody knows.

See also New Jersey, Jersey, South Jersey, North Jersey, Sopranoland, Atlantic City, A.C., Exit Zero, bennies, shoobies, gunderson, Wally and Marge.
People from across the United States enjoy spending part of their summer at the Jersey Shore.
by Led Zeppole December 29, 2003
 
2.
A Middle Eastern combat action figure; al-Qaeda's answer to GI Joe.
"Jihad Joe, Jihad Joe, fighting man from towel to toe!"
by Led Zeppole November 18, 2003
 
3.
An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.
I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.
by Led Zeppole November 08, 2003
 
4.
A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.
O&A were always interested in women with a wood floor.
by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003
 
5.
To physically assault someone, either with your fists or with a weapon, such as a baseball bat, pool cue, axe handle or pipe; in simple terms, a beatdown. The "Jersey" part of the phrase is a slang term for the State of New Jersey in the United States. Residents of New Jersey are known for being a bit more "physical" than most Americans when it comes to resolving disputes...
When I walked out of the bar and saw some scumbag pissing on the side of my car, I gave him a Jersey massage that he'll never forget.
by Led Zeppole March 11, 2004
 
6.
A low-paying job in the retail industry that requires the wearing of a smock. The smock generally has a corporate logo or advertising slogan printed on it, turning the employee into a human billboard. The smock is often seen as demeaning by the employees who must wear them. Excellent examples of smock jobs are the salespeople at stores such as Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot.
When Steve's job in the tech sector was eliminated and sent offshore, he had to swallow his pride and take a smock job at Wal-Mart just to pay the bills.
by Led Zeppole March 17, 2004
 
7.
A man who enjoys having sex with a woman during her period. A play on the word metrosexual.
Al's a damn menstrosexual, he told me he did his girlfriend when she was on the rag.
by Led Zeppole October 01, 2003