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Spedulance 

The unfortunate quality of being quite dumb, naive, "retarted", unwise, inability to cope with reality.
Due to your extreme spedulance, you couldn't even make it into the special ed class.
Spedulance by Don November 21, 2003
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sexulance 

My friend can't help his sexulance, every time he is doing his girlfriend he farts just before he cums.
sexulance by Squirrelass13 June 8, 2016

spendurance 

An amount of money large enough to sustain one’s activities and needs for a specified timeframe.
My income and bank accounts need to have increased spendurance if I’m going to be able to go to school and survive next year.
spendurance by jayteeminton December 15, 2008
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026