Spedulance 

An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."

The special ed kids arrived at school each day in the spedulance.

Spedulance by Led Zeppole November 23, 2003

Spedulance 

The unfortunate quality of being quite dumb, naive, "retarted", unwise, inability to cope with reality.

Due to your extreme spedulance, you couldn't even make it into the special ed class.

Spedulance by Don November 21, 2003

sexulance 

The act of farting during sexual intercourse.

My friend can't help his sexulance, every time he is doing his girlfriend he farts just before he cums.

sexulance by Squirrelass13 June 8, 2016

spendurance 

An amount of money large enough to sustain one’s activities and needs for a specified timeframe.

My income and bank accounts need to have increased spendurance if I’m going to be able to go to school and survive next year.

spendurance by jayteeminton December 15, 2008