Skip to main content

dreakfast 

To eat leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast. Dreakfast is a meal eaten almost exclusively by single men living alone between the ages of 20 and 45. Women generally find the concept of dreakfast disgusting. Derived from a combination of the words "dinner" and "breakfast." The first syllable also sounds like dreck, which means disgusting or awful.
Dave's girlfriend threw a fit when she found him eating last night's pizza and tacos for dreakfast.
dreakfast by Led Zeppole October 5, 2003
dreakfast mug front
Get the dreakfast mug.
See more merch

Dreakfast 

1. Early morning meal at a crappy diner; 2. A late night meal consisting of breakfast foods; 3. An early morning meal consisting of dinner foods.
After a late night of partying, we stopped at Nick's Diner for dreakfast.

dreakfast 

As for brunch and linner, dreakfast is to be taken between two regular meal times. It usually consists in eating some pasta, cup noodle or any other substantial and lazy food back from a club by the night bus, in order to absorb what you drank during the party, or when the said party began too early in the evening to eat a real dinner before leaving.
- Phew, there's nothing left to party and I'm still so drunk...
- You should have eaten before. The bus comes in fifteen minutes, better get back home and take a good dreakfast.
dreakfast by Juulia January 6, 2009

Dreakfast 

When you eat breakfast for dinner (specifically Cinnamon Toast Crunch).

Can also be used when one eats dinner for breakfast (specifically a medium rare steak with A1 sauce, loaded baked potato, and a shitty beer).
“Man I had Dreakfast last night bro. It was so good!”
“Yo I had Dreakfast this morning too!”
Dreakfast by Cloud-9 June 28, 2020

Norwegian breakfast 

In a hotel, wake up, hungry and horny, but are too late for breakfast.....so instead you eat a Norwegian breakfast.....the woman bends over the bathroom counter, ass in the air and the man kneels behind and feasts on her pussy until she comes on his face.....both have satisfied their hunger.
' how was the breakfast in the hotel.....?'
' I was too late so I took a Norwegian breakfast instead......'

Breakfast Ratio 

n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.
Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.
Breakfast Ratio by alberge November 22, 2013

Huachón breakfast 

When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.
- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?

- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.
Huachón breakfast by Uncle Beast December 7, 2012